ASS PIERCE

There are two definitions of Ass Pierce:

1. noun - The result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument in an one's ass, aka buttocks, fanny, tush, tushy, butt, cheeks, posterior, backside, fanny or derriere.

2. verb - The act of mean behavior by a Human Ass Animal toward a human being.
Vagina is the biggest cunt! She butt her way into Dick's conversation from behind and gave him a real Ass Pierce or three in front of everyone in the room!
by Dr. Real Nasty February 08, 2023
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Faux Sure

Faux Sure is when one person promises or tells another person to definitely count on him/her/they/we/us/he-she/she-he/she-he-he/he-she-she to do a specific something or favor and then totally lets the person down by failing to perform.
That was the third time that Dick Johnson let Virgina down with a Faux Sure to get her in bed by 10:00 PM.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 19, 2023
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Assholiness

The nasty, conceited, pompous, narcissistic, and fucked up behavior demonstrated assholes.
That fucking salesperson was full of ASSHOLINESS!!! The manager should fire her conceited ass!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 11, 2023
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stifflify

is when a BIOLOGICAL MALE human being gets a boner, aka stiffy, hard-on, penile erection, boner, babymaker, chubby, fatty, bonny, bonk-on (UK) or erect penis at an impromptu time.
Harry Dick Johnson's penis went complete STIFFLIFY on the diving board during the competition in front of thousands of people! Poor schmuck!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 08, 2023
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VIRGINAL SEX

Sex up a virgin girl's a-hole.
Virgina is saving herself for her husband and in the meantime has virginal sex up her ass every weekend! What a ho!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 11, 2023
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SLAVOR DAY

When an employee is required to work on Labor Day.
My last employer was a asshole and completely in love with money. He made everyone work on Labor Day every year so we called it Slavor Day in his dishonor! Fuck him for fucking us! Lol!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 11, 2023
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MMM

MMM is an acronym for "Muy Macho Man" which is Spanglish for a very macho guy who might really be a macho guy or a faker.
When Virgina needed a MMM should was disappointed greatly because Dick Johnson did not come as advertised.
by Dr. Real Nasty March 05, 2023
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