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MOTIVATED IDIOT

Noun: A motivated employee or person who is trying to perform a task or complete a responsibility without having the knowledge or ability to properly do so.
"I am amazed how excited he is to help but he will be in the way and slow us down because he is a MOTIVATED IDIOT."
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
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Thinking Moron

A person who knows nothing ACCURATE about the subject being discussed but is compelled to add inaccurate information to the conversation or disagree for an unfounded reason.
Bill is the biggest thinking moron in our group. The fucker adds nothing but stupid and inaccurate bullshit to our discussions.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
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SLAVOR DAY

When an employee is required to work on Labor Day.
My last employer was a asshole and completely in love with money. He made everyone work on Labor Day every year so we called it Slavor Day in his dishonor! Fuck him for fucking us! Lol!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023
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F2 PLAN

The F2 Plan refers specifically to a person's "fiends", err "Friends" and "Family" who treat that person worse and nastier and shittier and crappier than an enemy would. All members of the F2 Plan who are "takers" and inconsiderate humanoid animals need to be fired without notice due with NO OPTION FOR REHIRE due to their high level of toxicity. They prove once again that it is more important to keep your enemies close and your F2 member very, very, very far away!
Dick and Virgina Johnson are so nice and considerate to their family and friends but Virgina and Dick keep getting their balls twisted by them! Hopefully, some day soon they will realize that they need to drop the F2 Plan and go it alone; just Dick and Virgina.

It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
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CUMMING

CUMMING is often thought to be synonymous with the word "coming" but actually it is a homophone. Cumming means sexual climax.
When Virgina was coming around the mountain she was also CUMMING so loudly that security came three times!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 14, 2023
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CYBERBULLY

NOUN: A company or entity that uses its meta-strong power to headfuck and intimidate individuals and companies to stop doing something anywhere in the meta- or physical world that they do not like by claiming that whatever is being done is illegal EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT.

VERB: The act of being a cyberbully.
Person 1: I recently received two nasty, intimidating and traumatizing emails from the Legal Team of one of the TOP CYBERBULLIES IN THE WORLD!

Person 2: Why the fuck are they bothering you? You are a simple Internet entrepreneur just like the people who started those mega-meta companies used to be.

Person 1: They fucking accused me of "Trademark Infringement" bc I created a new domain called Fakbook.net which has not even been used yet; it's only virtually existing! I do not understanding why they are harassing me for no reason at all other than to protect themselves from me. Lol! Hopefully, they will not wet their legal pants because I also created several more domains including, but not limited to FakeBuk.com; FakeBukMe.com; RealFakeBuk.com and FarceBuk.com. I checked their complete Notice of Trademark Infringement and I did not find anything that claims that this company HAS COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE ENTIRE FUCKING ENGLISH ALPHABET; even if a domain is NOT IN A COMPETING BUSINESS AND POSES NO POSSIBLITY OF CONFUSION TO THEM!!!

Person 2: Those assholes really abuse their virtual and real meta-strength. This CYBERBULLY really seems to overstep its r self-deluded meta-power!!!

Person 1: Ya, they are fucking assholz. It's bad enough what I am going through. This particular company is one of the TOP CYBERBULLIES IN THE ENTIRE METAVERSE!!!

Person 2: Fuck'em! I think I'll stop using them and encourage others to do the same to those mind-controlling assholz.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 6, 2023
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FUCKHEAD

Noun: One who attempts to manipulate a person or group by making a concerted and continuous effort to brainwash the target with his/her Simulated Reality.

Verb: What a FUCKHEAD does; ie, attempts to manipulate a person or group by making a concerted and continuous effort to brainwash the target with his/her Simulated Reality.
"Every instructor I had this year was a complete FUCKHEAD who taught their own agenda and SIMULATED REALITY. The tried to FUCKHEAD us every fucking day and we had to pay to be tortured by this bullshit just to get college credits and hopefully a job when we graduate. What a scam!"
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
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