Dr. Real Nasty's definitions

stifflify

is when a BIOLOGICAL MALE human being gets a boner, aka stiffy, hard-on, penile erection, boner, babymaker, chubby, fatty, bonny, bonk-on (UK) or erect penis at an impromptu time.

Harry Dick Johnson's penis went complete STIFFLIFY on the diving board during the competition in front of thousands of people! Poor schmuck!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 8, 2023

Dick Squeeze

A hook up or "one night stand."

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

DNF ME

"DNF ME" means "Do NOT Fuck Me" or even think about it or try to think about it.

Dick Johnson tried to DNF ME buy offering me next to nothing for my Playboy magazine collection from the 1960s!

by Dr. Real Nasty February 6, 2023

MOTIVATED IDIOT

Noun: A motivated employee or person who is trying to perform a task or complete a responsibility without having the knowledge or ability to properly do so.

"I am amazed how excited he is to help but he will be in the way and slow us down because he is a MOTIVATED IDIOT."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

FART SMELLER

A FART SMELLER is often mistaken as a Smart Feller or a Smart Speller. The difference is that a Fart Smeller also smells farts.

That a-hole is such a Fart Smeller and always gets a 100 on the spelling exams!!!

by Dr. Real Nasty March 5, 2023

MMM

MMM is an acronym for "Muy Macho Man" which is Spanglish for a very macho guy who might really be a macho guy or a faker.

When Virgina needed a MMM should was disappointed greatly because Dick Johnson did not come as advertised.

by Dr. Real Nasty March 5, 2023

Simulated Reality

SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.

"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023