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sailfrog

a frog that has been run over by so many cars that it's flat. You can pick it up and throw it like a Frisbee and it will sail.
Look! A sailfrog! I wanna sail it!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 12, 2008
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Cumberland Island

an island off the coast of Georgia (USA, not the former Soviet republic)

Simply put, it is the most beautiful place on earth.

And no, I don't live there (but wish I did). Only a few people live there, most of it is national seashore. The rest of the dry land is forest of huge old oaks with animals running around. And wild horses running wild on the beach.

Very few people live there. It's mostly federal land and they allow only 300 peeps in at a time.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 4, 2007
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pearls before swine

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007
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richochet biscuit

A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry!
The other day I had a richochet biscuit. Bow wow wow!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 12, 2007
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flibble

to make a funny face

(from TV's "The Electric Company")
I flibbled and scared my little brother.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd September 21, 2007
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Richard Dawkins

born in 1941, coiner of the word meme. He has lately taken up the mantle of the late Madalyn Murray O'Hair and become the obnoxious atheist of the English-speaking world.

He wrote an essay called Viruses of the Mind, referring to religion. He calls believers, faith-sufferers, and disparages even those who are tolerant of others' faith. He thinks they are a large part of the problem.
Richard Dawkins, you sure are an arrogant atheist.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007
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O'Brien

a high official in the Ministry of Love in "1984." He tortured the protagonist, Winston Smith, into submission to the totalitarian "Party." O'Brien was played in the film by Richard Burton; it was Burton's last role.
Winston was struck, as he had been struck before, by the tiredness of O'Brien's face. - George Orwell, "1984"
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 13, 2008
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