by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007
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He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.
Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.
Balls, I tell you!
He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.
Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.
Balls, I tell you!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 28, 2007
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Get the whoo-hoo mug.a now obsolete adjective popular as a business buzzword among yuppies in the early eighties. It described a worker who was very smart and very fast-paced.
This meaning of "crack" was forced out by the drug, crack, in the mid-eighties. Sort of like you can't say "gay" to mean "happy" anymore.
This meaning of "crack" was forced out by the drug, crack, in the mid-eighties. Sort of like you can't say "gay" to mean "happy" anymore.
That was a good move to hire him; he's crack.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 07, 2007
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From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":
`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'
`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'
From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":
`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'
`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'
Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.
Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!
Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.
Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2010
Get the Humpty Dumpty mug.The year that the world's largest time capsule, "The Crypt of Civiliation" in Atlanta, is scheduled to be opened.
circa year 6000 --
Archeologist 1: Whoo-hoo! I just located a motherlode of info on a civilization four thousand years old.
Archeologist 2: Wait! You can't open it. It says, "Do not open till 8113." Too bad.
Archeologist 1: Darn.
Archeologist 1: Whoo-hoo! I just located a motherlode of info on a civilization four thousand years old.
Archeologist 2: Wait! You can't open it. It says, "Do not open till 8113." Too bad.
Archeologist 1: Darn.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 13, 2007
Get the 8113 mug.a white suprecemacist leader that George Costanza impersonated to get a free ride in a limo. George's lie nearly cost him his life, as he faced being torn limb-from-limb by an angry mob, or being shot by angry neo-Nazi's.
We're not sure how he got out of this dilemma, as the show ended with him still in grave danger, but he seemed okay in the next episode.
We're not sure how he got out of this dilemma, as the show ended with him still in grave danger, but he seemed okay in the next episode.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 05, 2007
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