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richochet biscuit

A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry!
The other day I had a richochet biscuit. Bow wow wow!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 12, 2007
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pearls before swine

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007
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Richard Dawkins

born in 1941, coiner of the word meme. He has lately taken up the mantle of the late Madalyn Murray O'Hair and become the obnoxious atheist of the English-speaking world.

He wrote an essay called Viruses of the Mind, referring to religion. He calls believers, faith-sufferers, and disparages even those who are tolerant of others' faith. He thinks they are a large part of the problem.
Richard Dawkins, you sure are an arrogant atheist.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007
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wikitivity

the activity of editing or otherwise working on Wikipedia.
I'm pretty tempted to edit the article, though I usually just restrict my wikitivity to vandal-squishing.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 12, 2008
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kike-a-cola

Coca-cola that is kosher for passover. Every year at Passover, the Coca-Cola Company manufactures Coca-Cola with sucrose instead of high-fructose corn syrup. It has a yellow cap, unlike regular Coke, which has a red cap.

It's available only a few weeks a year, for Jews who want to keep kosher for Passover. The Coca-Cola Company tries to keep it under wraps, as they don't seem to want to sell much of the stuff, but you know now.

It' better than regular Coke because it's thicker, has foamier bubbles, it burns when you swallow it and you can't taste the carbon.
Kike-a-cola is da bomb shizzle. Oy!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2008
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Budd Dwyer

to commit suicide on television (like the Pennsylvania Treasurer, Budd Dwyer.
The television station would not air the interview live, becuase the subject was facing ruination, and they feared he could pull a Budd Dwyer.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 16, 2007
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whoo-hoo

the Homeric cheer. Say it when you are happy.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 23, 2007
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