COVID Farm

A term flexibly applied to many environments, mostly workplaces such as hospitals, nursing homes and prisons, to describe a Petri dish-like scenario where the Coronavirus does or will soon spread quickly and efficiently.

Well I’m off to the COVID Farm, wish me good luck!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

shake my cakes

Slang term for getting some good sex.

Honey child, why not drop whatchur doin’ and come over here and shake my cakes!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 02, 2019

haiku flatulence

Farts artfully expressed in a strict 5-7-5 haiku formation.

He got up onstage, passing unparalleled and beautiful haiku flatulence, quickly bringing his audience to tears.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019

so very Jethro

A put-down which derives from the glaringly déclassé and unsophisticated behavior of the nouveau riche Jethro Clampett of the popular 1960s TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies.”

My dear, you are so very Jethro!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.

So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

Bezos Butler

A robotic butler that will do whatever you tell it to do, available from Amazon, which has the head of Jeff Bezos and the body of an old-school man-bot.

I be getting me a smiling and wacky-lookin’ Bezos Butler soon to be answering the front door and take packages sent to me by Amazon!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 05, 2021

trouser oysters

Slang for one’s testicles.

His pants were so tight that you could perfectly map the topography of his trouser oysters.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 04, 2019