Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

croquet and golf carts 

Slang for the Mar-A -Lago lifestyle.

He’s got that permanent shit-smelling face that comes along with croquet and golf carts.

croquet and golf carts by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2022

Jane Doed 

Slang for winding up with amnesia, taken from the episodic television show, “Blind Spot,” in which the main character, Remi Briggs (Alice Krueger) has her memory erased via chemical means.

Unfortunately the accident has left me unequivocally Jane Doed.

Jane Doed by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2022

opporfuckingtunist 

Slang for describing an egregiously opportunistic person.

That opporfuckingtunist was drooling over every new female intern who was hired to work in the White House.

opporfuckingtunist by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2022

sickoworld 

Slang term for someone’s inner world that is twisted and sick.

You can bet I’m not likely to vote for that extremist politician’s sickoworld.

sickoworld by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2022

badworld 

A slang term used to describe a person’s inner world that alludes to an inner darkness that is not generally seen by others.

Ted was such a seemingly great guy, you would never imagine the extent of his badworld.

badworld by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2022

meth progressed photo 

When you create a would-be image of what a person would look like at their current age if they were a meth addict.

His meth progressed photo makes him look just like his grandpa although he’s only 45 years old!

meth progressed photo by Dr Bunnygirl August 25, 2022

Bunworld 

A mystical and lush land where people have been transformed into rabbits and there is nothing disturbing happening anywhere.

Recently as I was watching some especially upsetting television news, I was snatched suddenly upward and then dropped gracefully smack into the middle of Bunworld.

Bunworld by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2022