Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

lick my clam

Kind of like “kiss my ass,” but a little more base or perhaps personal.

I have a novel suggestion: how would you like to lick my clam?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

workplace apparitions

A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.

This has been a very heavy week for workplace apparitions.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

Crone’s Disease

When a woman reaches an age where she no longer gives a rat’s ass if others find her appealing.

Clearly this one-time hottie is suffering from an advanced case of Crone’s Disease.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

fartform

When a fart is undeniably a work of art.

Oh dear, my heart just skipped a beat at the beautiful tones you just passed, you are a true fartiste and your flatulence is truly a fartform that only you can create!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2023

MAGAtude

The perspective of the singular mass mind of the Trumpian “base” who are chosen for their inability to analyze what is uttered by the Orange One.

Before our MAGAtude put us on the map we were straight nobodies from nowhere.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 9, 2018

Posttraumatic Dildo Disorder

A mental disorder characterized by a particularly dedicated avoidance of anything that could function as a dildo coupled with intrusive recollections of bad dildo experiences, sometimes to the point of becoming entirely celibate.

I knew that he was suffering somehow, much more than he let on, and so as I quickly grabbed the cucumber at the market, I saw him flinch and this led me to surmise that he was likely suffering with a bad case of Posttraumatic Dildo Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Mickeyphile

A person who lives and breathes all things related to the disarming Disney rodent who has charmed much of the modern world.

My workmate is a diehard Mickeyphile who can only bring himself to vacation at Disney resorts.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018