Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
golf course water rights
A term referring to how golf courses do not seem to fall under the same restrictions as regular consumers who sometimes have little or no water pressure.
There will never be any impact on golf course water rights because the ultra-wealthy would have nowhere to go and nothing to do if their well manicured golf courses weren’t lush and began to turn a most unpopular brown.
golf course water rights by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023
notesick
A term to describe the feeling of having ground to a complete halt and employing every single form of procrastination you have ever employed because you can’t face doing any more electronic healthcare record notes when you’re a mental healthcare professional and you’re at home and it’s already 9 PM.
I have a great idea, let’s get really shitfaced so that we won’t even be capable of entering in any more information into the online electronic healthcare record until tomorrow, as this will definitely override the current problem of being hopelessly notesick!
notesick by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023
Flato
The lesser known brother of the ancient Greek philosopher, Plato, a philosopher in his own right, but essentially disparaged and discriminated against due to his most profoundly noxious and horrific farting disorder which kept him isolated and later imprisoned in a sealed cell located underground.
Unfortunately nobody would listen to poor Flato, as to listen back then meant proximity and this was nearly impossible for anyone with a sense of smell to bear.
Flato by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023
Flateus
The lesser known brother of the Greek God Zeus, less popular due to his well known abysmally rank and uncontrollable farting problem.
We must hide, my dear Persephone, as I can smell my unfortunate brother Flateus approaching, his terrible pungent scent is surely unmistakable!
Flateus by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023
fuck you in the app
An expression of derisive anger and frustration when a business coercively informs you that you really should get their app in order to do business with them.
Sir, I am not at all interested in amassing endless apps on my phone, now or in the future, so fuck you in the app!
fuck you in the app by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023
icing on the shitcake
Slang phrase to describe a difficult circumstance when there is some element of sweet positivity that exists despite the cake being entirely made of shit.
Although she had just totaled my car, she was endlessly polite, sorry, cooperative and insured and I guess this felt like icing on the shitcake.
icing on the shitcake by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023