fiber family

A specific type of family who is seriously fixated on consuming as much dietary fiber as is humanly possible, ostensibly for their collective colon health.
The fact that each individual member of this classic fiber family is a total self-focused asshole is ironic because their dietary practices place them in the upper one percent of the world’s healthiest supershitters!.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021
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marriage chrono

Intentionally disparaging institutional slang term for when two incarcerated individuals who have fought or exchanged threats formally agree to get along and not hold animosity toward one another.
These two have willingly signed a marriage chrono, they can both stay here on the same yard with no worries and more importantly, no state liability.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 02, 2019
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When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.
It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 06, 2020
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dog turdin’ it

When you figuratively shit wherever you want, like an unleashed dog, primarily because you don’t give a shit about the outcome.
I came to a point at that job that I was just dog turdin’ it ‘cause I knew I was going to be fired any day.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
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megahookjob

That unexpected feat, with help from the wealthiest Russians, of packaging the likes of Donald Trump as a savior to the disenfranchised blue collar masses.
That well orchestrated megahookjob effectively caught my whole family, one by one, like blind fish in a barrel.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
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disco balls

When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.
Since the eighties I’ve had such debilitating shame about my disco balls!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 06, 2021
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pug ballet

Well that is about as likely as a pug ballet.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
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