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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Dicktown, USA 

A town that is imagined to be a type of super-magnet for attractive men who want to fuck at the drop of a hat.
My dear, there’s something about driving all the way out to Dicktown, USA to increase our chances of having a lot of hot, red-blooded American, faceless sex that just strikes me as sensible!
Dicktown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

rubber clucky 

A childlike name for a rubber chicken.
Go get my little rubber clucky, I want to play a really regressed prank on someone!
rubber clucky by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Hyperbolic Farting Disorder 

A severe and progressive gastrointestinal disease process that starts, usually in young adulthood, that is socially and professionally disabling due to uncontrollable exaggerated farting.
It was so sad to witness the profound humiliation suffered by such an otherwise talented public speaker, due to the cruelty of Hyperbolic Farting Disorder.

workplace trash sifters 

Those folks you notice who always stay late who are doing so in order to be able to privately examine the contents of colleagues’ trashcans to gather intel.
Those creepy workplace trash sifters sometimes strike stark terror into me to the point where I can’t sleep!

naked ass parade 

That brilliant and hilarious idea you have with your buds while drinking that is somehow so astoundingly unfunny the next morning.
So we all decided to prank our uptight little town with our naked ass parade for the following Saturday, and we planned every offensive detail from top to bottom!
naked ass parade by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

after-hours workplace food heists 

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.
I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!
A small, yappy little dog who won’t stop it’s shrill and pneumatic barking.
Get your clueless humans to give you a real dog life, you annoying little yaptard!
yaptard by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019