Golden Turd Syndrome

A perverse and especially reprehensible psychological disorder involving a fictional process called turd alchemy, which leads to mere mortals believing they are actually gods due to their enormous wealth.

Elon Musk, a person with a combination of surprisingly substandard intelligence, impulsivity, enormous drive and dumb luck, is probably the most well-known poster person for Golden Turd Syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2022

Pandemic Pimp

An opportunistic seller of sexual contact during lonely COVID nights, profiting off the isolation many are experiencing so intensely.

After being laid off, I got myself quickly up and running in a brand new business as a Pandemic Pimp!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 08, 2020

fish pipe

A term to describe a certain type of hallucinatory experience, one in which a person has a sense of swimming through a clear, water-filled tube about the diameter of their own body and seeing fish swimming alongside them.

I was moving in super-slow motion in the fish pipe and I noticed that one of the outrageously colorful fish was staring back at me with such love that I began to sob uncontrollably.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 06, 2022

Radical Ignorance

The original name of the Make America Great Again movement before they came up with something less self-deprecating.

Let’s come up with something a little more patriotic sounding, I’m afraid that Radical Ignorance just doesn’t cut it.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

skipfarts

The flatulence passed while engaging in skipping.

Let’s face it, there’s an increase in skipfarts as we get older.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 09, 2019

mob moniker

That goofball nickname mobsters get as they establish themselves in their murderous hierarchies.

We always wondered what was so damn special about whatever Joey “the Hand” Spicaducci did with his hand that meant he’d get that mob moniker slapped on him for the rest of time.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

cyberpsychs

Slang term used for the growing mass of mental health professionals who’ve obtained their education and degrees from online schools and who may decide to conduct therapy entirely online as well.

Sometimes I really wonder if the cyberpsychs I’ve been in virtual counseling with have had any visceral experience at all in the three dimensional world with evaluating and treating mental conditions.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 06, 2023