Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

shitspeak

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

Downer Boy

Nickname for that guy who is always citing downer facts that are depressing or demoralizing and who can only talk about downer current events that cause his associates to avoid him at every turn.

Here comes Downer Boy, let’s look down at our phones as we approach him so he doesn’t start talking more downer shit to us.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2023

rabbithead

One whose mind is off grazing in a grassy meadow or flopped down comfortably in the cool dirt.

That woman has always been somewhat of a rabbithead, she knows how to detach herself and truly relax.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2018

ginormous fartcloud

A gaseous cloud of flatulence that is large enough to fully blanket a large city.

It was an astounding and ginormous fartcloud, one that was at least a thousand times larger than the largest clusterfart ever measured by fartologists.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

grungy funkin’ it

Something you do when you go out into the world, usually with tight friends, not giving a rat’s ass how you are perceived visually or olfactorily because you are just that incredibly cool.

An intentional bastardization of the actual Macklemore and Lewis term sounding much like “grungy funkin’ it” in their hella tight anthem to thrift shopping called “Thrift Shop.”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

prison geisha

A playful yet slightly disparaging term used to describe the complicated role of a female mental health clinician in a men’s prison.

Gotta run, I’m seeing my prison geisha today so I need to hit the showers.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2018

kick the cannism

The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.

Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020