Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Vice President Dense

A fitting nickname for the US Genius in Chief’s second in command, Mike Pence.

Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019

mindsweeper

Slang for a person highly adept at getting into the heads of those needing to be better understood.

Born and bred to be a natural mindsweeper, she found that working for the CIA was a perfect fit.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

tee shorts

Shorts made of cotton tee shirt material.

Barbie softly whispered to her tan and toned inanimate partner Ken, “Hey, why don’t we pick up some really short tee shorts for our trip this weekend to Barbados?!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023

Trumpian Machine

A term describing the racist-fueled class war that is barely but somehow cleverly masquerading as all-American patriotism.

One man’s drive to compensate for his own intellectual inferiority and reptilian emotional ineptitude, coupled with the usual powermongering of the world’s authoritarian dictators, has given birth to the Trumpian Machine whose primary goal is to profit while seeking to crush the American dream of economic opportunity and racial equality by defying the US Constitution, employing ‘divide and conquer’ tactics as old as war itself.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

stream of unconsciousness

When a relatively unconscious asshole who knows virtually nothing about a given subject narrates the goings-on within their mind, as they tumble around inside the cavern of their head, relating to that subject.

In the late nineteenth century, philosopher William James initially defined a stream of consciousness type of narration in literature but stream of unconsciousness is currently being demonstrated every single day by an amazing human specimen, the 45th POTUS, in his obscenely ignorant twitterblasts.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019

dropping a blog

A sardonic reference to the reality that sometimes blogging is about as meaningful as evacuating one’s bowels.

I gotta go online as I be dropping a blog!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2020

Teletrumpies

Slang term for Dolt 45’s associates who wind up on TV talking about their own inane roles in the Trump Circus.

Let’s tune in to the Teletrumpies and hear some stupid shit that makes no sense.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 20, 2020