Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
workouttard
A disparaging nickname for a person who thinks they know the best approach to working out but who fails miserably.
I listened to that workouttard drop his free weights repeatedly until I couldn’t take it anymore - so I walked over to him and kicked his ass in front of the whole gym.
workouttard by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
workplace caricature
A term for a workplace colleague who generally behaves in an outwardly extreme manner, one who enjoys playing an exaggerated version of themselves.
Yeah, he becomes easily bored and when that happens, he’s off into his role as a total workplace caricature because everybody laughs and he gets all that attention!
workplace caricature by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
workplace monkey mind
Slang term describing the distracted state of mind that can occur at work when you should be focusing on the task at hand but you are only getting sidetracked into other non-workplace thoughts that are much more enjoyable.
Knowing I had a rapidly approaching deadline, I repeatedly attempted to focus myself on the project but a serious case of workplace monkey mind was making this entirely impossible!
workplace monkey mind by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
simple tool
On more than one occasion, the 45th POTUS, sometimes known as President Poptart, has demonstrated himself to be a complete simple tool.
simple tool by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
big bunny balls
A term that is something of a “left handed” compliment, meaning that a person may be showing some courage, but only a very minuscule amount.
Of course he stands up to the CEO for us as our supervisor, he’s shown us repeatedly that he’s got big bunny balls!
big bunny balls by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
Gilded Asshole Syndrome
A fairly common syndrome, one that is worldwide, seen in some wealthy folks who, despite having anything they want at their fingertips, are still insufferable assholes.
Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donald’s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.
Gilded Asshole Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
Pirate President
A lawless and anarchistic head of state, voted into office who breaks apart from the lawful government and begins to demonstrate the deep greed, rage and nihilism dwelling within, all empowered by the passivity and naivety of the masses.
The Pirate President has shown that he has no loyalties and he will continue to plunder all that is America until we stop him.
Pirate President by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019