pluck it

An expression used primarily around children to take the place of the more vulgar one, fuck it.

I was yelling, “pluck it!” at the top of my lungs in total frustration, hoping that no one would realize there was no chicken.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019

FLF

Acronym for “funny little fucker,” a handy nickname often used for the funniest one in the bunch.

My husband has called me FLF for quite sometime as I am surely an artful joker.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 06, 2023

stream of lip

When you read someone the riot act, unleashing a stream of consciousness takedown, no holds barred.

Her's was the most raucous and effective example of stream of lip justice I've ever heard.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2017

Stifferino

A fictional lozenge imagined by Albertus of the Desert, marketed in his mind to aging men such as himself, to provide the hopeful illusion of a potential hard-on.

My dad invented Stifferino lozenges and I still have the prototype.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 31, 2019

clinic crawling

A variation on the pub crawl, whereas an addict moves from clinic to clinic to clinic, often in an impaired state, to find more of their beloved opiate.

Hey man, let’s get out for awhile and do some clinic crawling, I don’t wanna run out of my Vicodin.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Carmelized

What happens when you listen to the ocean waves pounding the expansive beach in Carmel, California.

Their faces became radiant and relaxed, or Carmelized, within just one hour of parking the car.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder

A disabling psychological disorder that propels the sufferer to repeatedly and uncontrollably rob banks until they are finally nabbed and sent inside where they are left to regale their psychologists with exciting stories about their own magnetic personalities and long-standing risk taking patterns since childhood.

I’d asked my attorney to make it clear that I am a victim of a serious case of Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder but the judge laughed in open court and dismissed it as a manipulative ploy to obtain a reduced sentence.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2021