phantom laugh track

An illusion experienced by would-be comedians, consisting of a raucous laugh track playing in their minds every time they think they’ve said something funny.
He would pause after each funny-bomb he dropped, waiting for the phantom laugh track to die down so he could continue his random and pathetic attempts at humor.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2020
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Pandemic Paranoia

An “over the topresponse to the Covid-19 Pandemic that causes a person to take what appears to be extreme measures.
Sadly, her Pandemic Paranoia was so entrenched that she could not venture out into the world without making a complete fool of herself!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 06, 2020
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bunman

A nickname for a guy who is really into rabbits.
I wouldn’t call my husband a bunman exactly, but he’s a good father to my rabbits!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 02, 2020
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buttweevils

The small beetles that feed on the debris lodged in a particularly unclean person’s asshole hair.
Not having seen him for over a decade, I never imagined that my ex could harbor such a horrific case of buttweevils.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019
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chatservice

A useful telephonic service provided to folks who need verbal contact that is not of a crisis nature.
I’ve hired an excellent chatservice to talk with my loquacious husband for a half hour each night so that I might have a little break!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021
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gaggous

An adjective describing something so repulsive you almost gag just thinking about it.
That may have been the most gaggous soup I’ve ever attempted to consume.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2018
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Melania Antoinette

An increasingly popular nickname for the fashionable and detached queen of the House of Trump.
In the middle of this Federal Fuckjob, as we’ve begun to realize we are in the days leading up to revolution the United States, the let-them-eat-cake demeanor of Melania Antoinette has become fuel for the removal of these clowns and greed mongers.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 30, 2019
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