Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
takin’ a turd
takin’ a turd by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021
takin’ the ol’ crapola
takin’ the ol’ crapola by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021
zombiephile
A noun describing a person who koves anything related to zombies (reanimated corpses) or zombie life.
She is a total zombiephile who’s been looking for a zombie boyfriend forever; she says that the aggressive demeanor coupled with the grotesque rotting flesh and vacant eyes is the penultimate turn-on!
zombiephile by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021
lardassing it
A pejorative expression used to describe taking one’s own sweet time, moving at a snail’s pace, really dragging one’s feet.
We stayed right up until the amusement park closed and then we were seriously lardassing it all the way to the exit.
lardassing it by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021
capitalism is a death cult!
We are in a donut hole my dear, we pay insanely high income taxes, our wages have stagnated since the 1970s, having private health insurance sucks and covers only a small percentage of the fees charged, rent has skyrocketed everywhere and so we are never going to be able to save a dime; this is why capitalism is a death cult!
capitalism is a death cult! by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021
the ol’ scrambola
Slang term straight outta the fifties for getting out of somewhere very quickly, as in leaving the scene of a crime or a mischievous deed.
the ol’ scrambola by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021
Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder
An insidious and disturbing psychological disorder with onset after an especially protracted visit to Disneyland which causes the sufferer to believe that everything that’s happening in their life, long after leaving the Happiest Place on Earth, is actually part of a ride or an attraction which results in the person having a permanently surreal perspective that leads to emotional numbness, depersonalization and high risk behavior.
As he headed for the cliffside running as fast as he could push himself, I realized way too late that he was engulfed in a full-blown state of Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder and that it was highly unlikely he would live through the upcoming 250 foot drop onto the rocks below!
Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021