Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Posttraumatic Fuck Disorder
A potentially disabling psychological disorder caused by a tryst fantasized about for a long time but which turns out to be most disappointing if not grotesque.
It took years of in-depth bi-weekly psychotherapy to begin to eradicate my sad and nearly intractable case of disturbing Posttraumatic Fuck Disorder.
Posttraumatic Fuck Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
Canine Asshole Reclamation Project
A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.
Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.
Canine Asshole Reclamation Project by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
Posttraumatic Clown Disorder
A potentially crippling psychological disorder resulting from frightening experiences, usually suffered in childhood, with dangerous clowns.
The clowns were always so friendly at first and then there was this weird thing, like a sudden switch that would occur; I can see all their faces distorted in my mind and the trigger is often just a little circus music or carnival sounds and I am right back there all over again thanks to my Posttraumatic Clown Disorder!
Posttraumatic Clown Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
Mary Poppins Syndrome
A psychological disturbance, usually starting in childhood, wherein a person eats teaspoons of sugar back to back, practices telekinesis in order to clean up their room and periodically jumps off rooftops holding an open black umbrella.
It first became apparent to me at about the age of 12, as my parents were divorcing, that I was suffering with a deeply rooted and seriously advanced case of Mary Poppins Syndrome!
Mary Poppins Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
Sadpants
A character generated in the mind of an avid cartoonaphile who is so sad that even the way his pants hang comes across as tragically sorrowful and pathetic.
Oh my God, there’s Sadpants coming toward us, look at his pants and just try your damndest not to start crying!
Sadpants by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020
King of The Villages
Oh yes, we love him dearly down here in our upscale Florida community, we play golf with him in our hearts and think of him as the King of The Villages!
King of The Villages by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020
cartoonaphile
She was a lonely only child evolving into a cartoonaphile since she spent so much time with all of those colorful characters like Boris and Natasha who she truly believed were her actual parents!
cartoonaphile by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020