Downvoting Victim's definitions

spspsppsps

"spspsppsps" is a way to mutter. It's a breathy muttering, a way to bitch about people constantly without them being able to discern what you're saying.

"spspsppspsspspsppspsspspsppspsspspsppspsspspsppspsspspsppspsspspsppsps"

Is all ben says

by Downvoting Victim July 21, 2008

cooked to British perfection

Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.

"Cooked to British perfection!" my mom would cackle as she served us yet another bland meal.

by Downvoting Victim June 28, 2011

recycled

To be scheduled to close one night (off at midnight or later) and then open the next morning (starting around 8-9 am).

This happens in retail when only a few people have open availability and/or are skilled enough/trusted enough to open and close

After closing the concession stand at 12:15 I was recycled to open at 8:15 the next morning... giving me 6 hours of sleep, max.

by Downvoting Victim August 31, 2015

kix rock

Rock music that is "kid-tested, mother approved."

Generally bands that have power chords, somewhat raspy vocals, but lyrical content that appeals to all ages and doesn't scare away mothers or bore their teenage children.

Examples: Matchbox Twenty, Lifehouse, Train, Vertical Horizon,Goo Goo Dolls, Tonic.

Hipsters hate this music, and this music hates hipsters.

Gotta love kix rock, you can listen to it and even the most paranoid mother won't flip out at you.

by Downvoting Victim September 22, 2013

unspooling

A word used by 4chan losers to describe someone they believe is "going crazy".

LOL I caught you online on the forums at 3 AM UR unspooling

by Downvoting Victim September 11, 2020

doorman

Some guy who holds the door open for a really pretty girl, but then sees a bunch of people follow her. He keeps holding the door for everyone for five minutes because he's too nice to stop holding the door and he doesn't want to appear sexist.

I saw Amanda leaving class, so I opened the door for her. But then everyone else came and I held the door open for them too... I am a doorman.

by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

I

The best alpha-numeric representation of the "text" icon that a mouse cursor will magically transform into without any prompting. This is done intentionally to stop people from finding out secrets about the Illuminati.

I got the I curse on Skype tonight.

by Downvoting Victim March 22, 2010