Downvoting Victim's definitions

kix rock

Rock music that is "kid-tested, mother approved."

Generally bands that have power chords, somewhat raspy vocals, but lyrical content that appeals to all ages and doesn't scare away mothers or bore their teenage children.

Examples: Matchbox Twenty, Lifehouse, Train, Vertical Horizon,Goo Goo Dolls, Tonic.

Hipsters hate this music, and this music hates hipsters.

Gotta love kix rock, you can listen to it and even the most paranoid mother won't flip out at you.

by Downvoting Victim September 22, 2013

unspooling

A word used by 4chan losers to describe someone they believe is "going crazy".

LOL I caught you online on the forums at 3 AM UR unspooling

by Downvoting Victim September 11, 2020

hollow bunny trauma

One of the worst childhood traumas in existence today. When that tall chocolate bunny rabbit you get for Easter as a young child turns out to be hollow when you expected a rabbit full of creamy milk chocolate or fudge.

I had it and it was a horrible nightmare.

by Downvoting Victim August 11, 2004

blunder bus

A blunder bus is where you masturbate. Taking a ride on the blunder bus is masturbating, and a bus movie is someone attractive that you think about while doing so.

That girl is real bus movie material, I gotta remember her for the blunder bus.

by Downvoting Victim March 17, 2007

XD

A terrible excuse for an emoticon that looks more like an acronym for some non-existent Windows version.

All his posts on the forum ended in "XD" so I know not to take him seriously.

by Downvoting Victim August 14, 2016

doorman

Some guy who holds the door open for a really pretty girl, but then sees a bunch of people follow her. He keeps holding the door for everyone for five minutes because he's too nice to stop holding the door and he doesn't want to appear sexist.

I saw Amanda leaving class, so I opened the door for her. But then everyone else came and I held the door open for them too... I am a doorman.

by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

I

The best alpha-numeric representation of the "text" icon that a mouse cursor will magically transform into without any prompting. This is done intentionally to stop people from finding out secrets about the Illuminati.

I got the I curse on Skype tonight.

by Downvoting Victim March 22, 2010