Downvoting Victim's definitions

family guy

One of the most overrated TV shows of the 21st century thus far. The early years were good, but since its return it has been boring, yet everyone likes it and sees it as better than the Simpsons, even though it is pretty much ripping of the Simpsons completely.

The characters are simple and unfunny.

Everyone else says family guy is funny and doesn't like the simpsons. I think they are insane.

by Downvoting Victim July 9, 2006

hour shower of power

Also known as an HSOP, this is a male's shower that takes an hour. Any male spending an hour in the shower is quite obviously masturbating in there.

Ben was an HSOP master, his hour shower of power happened twice daily.

by Downvoting Victim November 30, 2011

cooked to British perfection

Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.

"Cooked to British perfection!" my mom would cackle as she served us yet another bland meal.

by Downvoting Victim June 28, 2011

mrc

MRC stands for Momthrian Regulatory Commission. It is an autocratic system run by a mother who likes to know everything about her children whether they like it or ot. It continues well into their twenties and beyond.

I've been talking to a girl and the MRC says "I don't want to know anything until you're about to marry her."

But she really must know everything from her shoe size to her IQ to her cup size...

by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006

Neurotypical

A bullshit buzzword used by self-diagonosed autistics to imply that anyone who doesn't suffer from their condition has had an easy life and thus has no right to complain about anything. Often shortened to "NT".

Your posts shows a complete lack of empathy, you're obviously a Neurotypical trolling us.

by Downvoting Victim July 24, 2016

wikipedia

Potential source of knowledge ruined by administrators who treat the encyclopedia like a tabletop RPG, penalizing users and IP addresses for what they deem inappropriate behavior.

I keep getting banned from wikipedia because the admins have nothing better to do.

by Downvoting Victim October 9, 2021

empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.

Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.

by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011