bitey

a general name for any one possum

etiology:
Homer calls the big possum living in the monorail conductor's cabin closet "Bitey" in Marge vs. the Monorail (Season 4 Episode 12)

from Wikipedia:
Homer: (on a family of opossums in the monorail) I call the big one "Bitey." (Matt Groening has said this is his favorite Simpsons line ever, written by Conan O'Brien)

bitey by las April 18, 2006

bitey

another word for spicy, or when something has a "bite" too it

Damn, these wings are bitey.

bitey by m.a.n. August 16, 2013

bitey

when one gets the urge to bite, nip, chomp, or nibble on something or someone.

Bill is very bitey today.

bitey by Apathetic_Angel September 26, 2006

bitey

When somebody is not a happy chappy.

Hmm, Bob's a bit bitey today, better stay away.

bitey by John Doe April 20, 2004

bitey

Name for a psychotic cat that bites and slashes people, especially old men that are petting it.

Bitey was a psychotic little hellcat. He was the Pat Buchanan of all cats.

bitey by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

Bitey

A subgrouping in fandom that derives emotional or sexual gratification from reading stories, fantasizing about, or writing fanfiction involving impotent, emo characters with cosmetic vampiric traits who are otherwise indistinguishable from pulp romance novel love interests.

Ironically, biteys get to enjoy very little actual biting of their heroines, relying instead on the infinitely drawn out foreplay of teen angst to get their juices going.

Related: see furry

Rumors of a new MMO based on Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series left biteys everywhere salivating at the opportunity to immerse themselves in Forks, WA with other like-minded fans.

Bitey by spoonwa July 28, 2009

Bitey

An incredibley handsome man with a huge

Man 1: "Have you heard of Bitey?"
Man 2: "Yeah hes sexy"

Bitey by man that is ma April 28, 2021