suitemate

Someone who shares your bathroom/living room/kitchen in college but does not share a bedroom with you.

King Stiv was my suitemate and I sang Champagne Supernova late at night much to his chagrin.

by Downvoting Victim February 07, 2011

doorman

Some guy who holds the door open for a really pretty girl, but then sees a bunch of people follow her. He keeps holding the door for everyone for five minutes because he's too nice to stop holding the door and he doesn't want to appear sexist.

I saw Amanda leaving class, so I opened the door for her. But then everyone else came and I held the door open for them too... I am a doorman.

by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

nuke

To nuke someone is to get revenge on them by finding something so awful and embarrassing and disgusting about them and sharing it with gossipy girls and watching the damage ensue!

Markie was a little bitch and stole a girl from me just becaues I bought her candy, so I sent out a nuke on that retarded bastard and it worked. he won't get to rape any drunk freshmen anymore

by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

memetard

Someone who posts memes and animated memes to respond to people online instead of writing original words.

AWPerative always posts dumb memes to insult me on Twitter. What a memetard.

by Downvoting Victim July 28, 2022

rubric

A confusing "1-6" grading scale used in high schools. Originated from "red ink".

It is rather confusing, because in typical terms 4/6 would be a D+, but on a "rubric" a 4 is more like a B+/A- level, and 5 or 6 are very hard to get.

The same high schools that use "rubrics" tend to ask retarded questions for essays like "Did this essay cause you to reach any EPIPHANIES?"

Whatever, man.

When I was in high school, I got a "4" on my rubric. My mom freaked out, not knowing a 4 was like a B+.

by Downvoting Victim July 30, 2015

casual fan

A sports fan that has only a rudimentary understanding of the sport they follow.

Jose obsessed over batting averages and RBI because he was too dense to comprehend wins above replacement and BABIP. What a casual fan!

by Downvoting Victim October 05, 2021

uh

A rude and abrasive interjection to tell someone they're wrong.

"Uh!" typed Jose over and over again when he disagreed with my assessment of the situation.

by Downvoting Victim August 12, 2021