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Definitions by Downvoting Victim

1. A weak curative potion in Final Fantasy VI (III) that cures 50 hp.

2. A good example of late 90s wussrock that kids today unfortunately will no longer get to here, instead being stuck with Lady Gaga and faux-indie bands like Death Cab For Cutie.
All I have is a tonic... I can't survive the next attack.

I have Tonic's CD, lemon parade
Tonic by Downvoting Victim July 16, 2011

samsung moment

The sometimes infinite amount of time it takes the Samsung Moment phone to load.
A samsung moment may never end.

cooked to British perfection 

Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.
"Cooked to British perfection!" my mom would cackle as she served us yet another bland meal.

foul weather fan 

A sports fan who only supports his team when they struggle. They routinely root for the under dog.

It can also be applied to fans of other things, in particualar indie music. When a band makes it big, their foul weather fans will write them off as "sellouts."

Opposite of fair-weather fan, one who only supports a sports team when they do well.
Bob only liked the Giants until they won 88 games in 2009. Now that they won the 2010 World Series, he won't go to games any more. What a foul weather fan.

Jay only liked Indie Snob Band #675 until they made it big with their hit "Two Chords" which succeeded to to the lack of Dave Navarro and his 2 chords of bland on the airwaves.
A word used by wiggers to indicate agreement or a non-aggressive attitude toward something that could have been seen as a threat to their alleged manhood.

It is a bastardized form of "It's cool, dawg." Which due to their lack of coherency becomes "'S, coo', daa", or for simplicity's sake, Sicuda.
I accidentally bumped into a 71-IQ wigger-kid and I apologized. he said "sicuda."

So nothing happened after that.
Sicuda by Downvoting Victim June 3, 2011

non-rhythmic chanting 

Very young children singing.

They have no sense of pitch or rhythm, so this is what you get.

See Kidz Bop
The karaoke at Great America was plagued by a sqaudron of little kids and their non-rhythmic chanting of already-awful pop music.

NirvanaSpawn 

A "self-taught" guitar "player" who only knows how to play the opening four chords to Smells Like Teen Spirit and will play them over and over again and refuse to learn anything else.

Rarely a Nirvanaspawn can have success, but only if they expand.
Douchey Bob played Smells Like Teen Spirit for an hour straight... what a NirvanaSpawn
NirvanaSpawn by Downvoting Victim February 26, 2011