Windows Downdate

The most prolific source of computer trojans online, frequently euphemized as Windows Update.

Windows Downdate frequently prompts the user to "update" Windows/MSN Messenger to version 4.7 even though version 6 or 7 is already installed.

After installing SP2, Windows Downdate wanted me to update a bunch of things that I updated before SP2, so I don't know if SP2 downdated them, or if Windows Downdate wanted to downdate them after SP2 updated them.

by Downstrike September 14, 2004

Distributed Denial of Service

If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.

See DDoS and Make Love Not Spam for examples.

by Downstrike December 01, 2004

rents

Shorter form of the word parents. Also, those who pay the rent.

Either way, it means parents.

They're rents regardless why you call them that.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

Disobedient Computer Syndrome

A pandemic malady afflicting most anyone who uses hardware, software, and an operating system together. Add a network operating system or proprietary Internet connection software, and you have an acute case on your hands.

Abbreviation: DCS

Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Heart Of Gold

(fiction) One-of-kind starship, shaped like an extremely large white running shoe, powered by the Infinite Improbability Drive.

At the heart of the Heart Of Gold is a heart of gold.

by Downstrike May 19, 2004

Unemployment Office

A state agency where the unemployed go to get unemployment benefits, under the pretense that they are looking for work.

To go along with the pretense of the unemployed, bureaucrats usually try to get peeps to call the Unemployment Office the opposite of what it is, with euphemisms such as Employment Development Department, in California.

by Downstrike November 02, 2006

go fly a kite

1. Go away, you bother me.

2. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

1. Can I huh, huh? Can I, huh?
Go fly a kite!

2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!

by Downstrike October 17, 2004