by Downstrike May 29, 2004
This daffynition of octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.
by Downstrike October 08, 2006
The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.
Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.
by Downstrike December 25, 2004
sWindles meant to tell you that it's preparing to hibernate before it hibernates because it thinks that you're such a complete idiot that you don't know that you just told it to hibernate. However, since sWindles is the idiot that it thought you were, it tells you when it wakes up instead.
by Downstrike December 14, 2004
The latest Windows Update was supposed to be SP2. But it downdated several things, so I had to update them again.
by Downstrike September 14, 2004
n. A contradiction of, or argument against what someone else has said.
v.: give lip, to contradict or argue against. See also, lip off.
v.: give lip, to contradict or argue against. See also, lip off.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
The reason why buzzards have buzzard breath is that they prefer their pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle.
by Downstrike August 01, 2005