6 definitions by Dove's Touch
Having the tendency to like someone based solely on their looks. Having a liking for hot people is not being shallow. Not caring what they're like because they're hot is being shallow.
What the majority of the human race is. Especially men.
What the majority of the human race is. Especially men.
DeAndre: Get away from me you fat bitch! Why am I even with you in the first place!?
Dovey: But sweetie, I love you! Didn't you say you liked smart girls?
DeAndre: Ugh, can someone call the pound on this fatass?
Two days later, the shallow bastard DeAndre died because a germ killed him after he got AIDS from some idiotic slut who can't spell her own name.
Dovey: But sweetie, I love you! Didn't you say you liked smart girls?
DeAndre: Ugh, can someone call the pound on this fatass?
Two days later, the shallow bastard DeAndre died because a germ killed him after he got AIDS from some idiotic slut who can't spell her own name.
by Dove's Touch September 10, 2006
A song by Justin Timberlake. In the bridge, he hints at BDSM, he being the masochist, to be exact. In turn, that makes me want the sexy little white boy.
Sexyback bridge:
Dirty babe,
(Uh huh)
You see these shackles, baby I'm your slave,
(Uh huh)
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave,
(Uh huh)
It's just that no one makes me feel this way.
(Uh huh)(take it to the chorus!)
Dirty babe,
(Uh huh)
You see these shackles, baby I'm your slave,
(Uh huh)
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave,
(Uh huh)
It's just that no one makes me feel this way.
(Uh huh)(take it to the chorus!)
by Dove's Touch September 9, 2006
A male human. Can be one of the following:
Man 1: Very average as a human. Likes sex more than the average woman, and doesn't think there's anything wrong with a strong woman. Very neutral.
Man 2: Bastard. Thinks men are the rulers of the earth, while women are simply meant to do all their cooking, cleaning, and cock-sucking. However, when a woman thinks women are superior or manipulates him, he gets mad and says all women are sluts. When a feminist criticizes him for his dick-headed opinions, he automatically labels her as a lesbian. Generally pretty stupid and easy to make a fool of.
Man 3: Either on the sweet side or neutral. Has more on his mind than sex. Unfortunately, is not into women.
Man 4: A REAL man. Is very sweet, when paired with the right woman, may be willing to please her almost to the point of servitude. Contrary to popular belief, this kind of man actually does exist. Often called "pussy-whipped" by other men. Unfortunately, many women do not understand what they have when they have this kind of man and may end up turning him into type 2.
Man 1: Very average as a human. Likes sex more than the average woman, and doesn't think there's anything wrong with a strong woman. Very neutral.
Man 2: Bastard. Thinks men are the rulers of the earth, while women are simply meant to do all their cooking, cleaning, and cock-sucking. However, when a woman thinks women are superior or manipulates him, he gets mad and says all women are sluts. When a feminist criticizes him for his dick-headed opinions, he automatically labels her as a lesbian. Generally pretty stupid and easy to make a fool of.
Man 3: Either on the sweet side or neutral. Has more on his mind than sex. Unfortunately, is not into women.
Man 4: A REAL man. Is very sweet, when paired with the right woman, may be willing to please her almost to the point of servitude. Contrary to popular belief, this kind of man actually does exist. Often called "pussy-whipped" by other men. Unfortunately, many women do not understand what they have when they have this kind of man and may end up turning him into type 2.
Dovey: And what are your thoughts on strong women?
Man 1: I guess I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Women pretty much have been treated like crap since the beginning of time.
Man 2: Scrub the flo, bitch, then cook my dinner and give me some head!
Dovey: You lame excuse for a human. I feel as if talking to supercilious, fucktarded, machoistic piles of excrement such as yourself causes my IQ to decline.
Man 2: ... Suck my dick.
Dovey: No thanks, I'm not into beastiality.
Dovey: Well, you've been pretty polite throughout the time we've talked.
Man 3: Thank you, so have you.
Dovey: Justin Timberlake's a cute white boy.
Man 3: Meh, I prefer black guys.
Dovey: ...Dammit...
Man 4: (Actual quote) Woman: 1)what i live my life for.2) should be placed on a pedestal.3) the gender of the human race that will not love any of these perverts that write this horrible shit about them.4)everything a real man cares about
i would give everything i have for that woman.
Dovey: ...You are such a sweetie. The world would be a much better place with more men like you.
Man 1: I guess I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Women pretty much have been treated like crap since the beginning of time.
Man 2: Scrub the flo, bitch, then cook my dinner and give me some head!
Dovey: You lame excuse for a human. I feel as if talking to supercilious, fucktarded, machoistic piles of excrement such as yourself causes my IQ to decline.
Man 2: ... Suck my dick.
Dovey: No thanks, I'm not into beastiality.
Dovey: Well, you've been pretty polite throughout the time we've talked.
Man 3: Thank you, so have you.
Dovey: Justin Timberlake's a cute white boy.
Man 3: Meh, I prefer black guys.
Dovey: ...Dammit...
Man 4: (Actual quote) Woman: 1)what i live my life for.2) should be placed on a pedestal.3) the gender of the human race that will not love any of these perverts that write this horrible shit about them.4)everything a real man cares about
i would give everything i have for that woman.
Dovey: ...You are such a sweetie. The world would be a much better place with more men like you.
by Dove's Touch September 10, 2006
Female character from Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories. The only female in Organization XIII. Someone who didn't deserve to die, due to her awesomeness and non-Mary-Sueness.
She wields kunai knives and the element of thunder.
She is also often jokingly called "Sparky" and is compared to Pikachu and ants.
She wields kunai knives and the element of thunder.
She is also often jokingly called "Sparky" and is compared to Pikachu and ants.
by Dove's Touch September 9, 2006
When a person's weight is above that of their ideal weight, which is based on height. Not all fat people get tired from the slightest physical activity, are completely obsessed with food, are slow, or are very stupid. For some reason, everybody hates fat people just because our looks say, "Fuck you and everyone else who hates me just 'cause I'm heavy." Being fat may be triggered by many causes, such as poor exercise, medical condition, family history, over-eating caused by stress/depression, etc.
I'm 5'2 and I weigh 220 pounds. I can run, contrary to many idiots' beliefs. The only time I can't stop thinking about food is when I go from 5:30 AM to 2:30 PM without as much as a nibble. Also, fucktards, my IQ is 127 and I skipped a grade.
When people hate on me because I'm fat, it only makes it easier for me to single out the shallow dumbasses.
When people hate on me because I'm fat, it only makes it easier for me to single out the shallow dumbasses.
by Dove's Touch September 9, 2006
A wannabe Japanese person. Many of the definitions found here are somewhat distorted in some way. A wapanese is completely obsessed with Japan, imports pocky and other such Japanese products, and often speaks Japanglish.
Someone who watches anime/reads manga is not necessarily a wapanese.
Someone who draws "chibi" art is not necessarily a wapanese.
Loving Japanese men/women is not necessarily being wapanese, it's actually a paraphilia known as xenophilia.
Someone who watches anime/reads manga is not necessarily a wapanese.
Someone who draws "chibi" art is not necessarily a wapanese.
Loving Japanese men/women is not necessarily being wapanese, it's actually a paraphilia known as xenophilia.
Yeah, I used to watch Inuyasha a lot, but it's getting a little boring and I stopped watching it.
I love chibis! They're pretty cute, if I do say so myself. And since "chibi" is the name for it, I'm not using the wapanese language of Japanglish.
I think I'm a xenophile. Although I'm black, I love Japanese/ Korean/ Filipino/ Chinese/ Vietnamese men but I could care less about imported Japanese products!
I love chibis! They're pretty cute, if I do say so myself. And since "chibi" is the name for it, I'm not using the wapanese language of Japanglish.
I think I'm a xenophile. Although I'm black, I love Japanese/ Korean/ Filipino/ Chinese/ Vietnamese men but I could care less about imported Japanese products!
by Dove's Touch September 9, 2006