DouG's definitions

topper

when you shit in the top part of the toilet. adding weeks of misery to your victim.

I dropped a topper in the tank of my best friend.

by doug April 21, 2004

bad mother fucker

When Samuel L. Jackson pulls out his wallet in Pulp Fiction, this is what is says on it.

"Now give me back my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it."

by doug March 1, 2004

Chindia

Contraction of the proper nouns China and India. Handy, shorthand way to reference both countries at once. These two countries are often mentioned in the same sentence because they both have emerging economies, and many jobs are outsourced to them. Also the adjective "Chindian."

Information technology (IT) outsourcing to Chindia grew at an annual rate of 17% last month.

Chindian call centers now handle 60% of all customer assistance calls worldwide.

by Doug May 13, 2005

toolbag

A man who has the skills and knowledge to do better in life, but doesn't apply them.

Hey toolbag! Are you still working at the plant? You lazy union grunt!

by Doug February 6, 2005

crack'in stick

Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin

Bob's mom had no idea that her little bobbie was crack'in stick when she went in his room to put the clothes away.

by Doug January 29, 2005

harbal

Newest system of mastering music after a mixdown in a studio. Perfect equalization. Har-Balizing a track.

I har-balized the track and it sounded 100 percent better.

by Doug September 5, 2003

New Taste

When a girl giving oral recieves pleasure and moans out "New Taste"

Yeah that bitch was suckin my dick and she yelled out "Ohhhh New Taste!!"

by Doug October 21, 2004