Doogie Robertson's definitions

Cheese eating surrender Monkeys

a frenchman, esp. soldier.

If France or the french and continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like cheese eating surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.

We gave them freedom. They gave us body hair and Body odour.

by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006

Clean Out My Pumpkin and eat my seeds

The act of orally pleasuring a woman , lapping up all the juices and sucking on the clit till its clean !

Suzie said to her boy friend "Hey clean out my pumpkin and eat my seeds. "

by Doogie Robertson November 1, 2006

Chepa Sucio

Spanish for Stinky Pussy, often the result of a woman wearing leather pants. Always the result of poor personal hygiene.
Common amungst office staff with very bad personal hygiene

Mike- Today I was in the office and something smelled horrible, like ass only very dirty ass.
Jerry- Oh thats just the Chepa Sucio, she really stinks today, I love it!

by Doogie Robertson February 10, 2008

EMFA

Acronym for Eat My Fuck Asshole.

When "Fuck Off" just doesnt cut it.

Thanks for forgetting me with the "christmas bonus" this year Boss, just go and EMFA.

by Doogie Robertson December 19, 2010

Take some Groceries out of my Trunk

The act of defication, to take a dump, to have a crap.

Doug "Hey Rob , where were you?"
Rob "I just went down to take some groceries out of my trunk"
Doug "Oh thats what that smell was"

by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006

Trussing

A thanksgiving BDSM fetish for your Sub's desire to have her legs bound raised up bent at the knees , with her arms also tucked in like a turkey ready to be stuffed .

Sara invited me over for Thanksgiving dinner and asked me to help her with her bird, calling out from the kitchen where I found her dangling a rope anticipating a Trussing followed by stuffing , we now have a new Thanksgiving tradition .

by Doogie Robertson December 9, 2020

Dirty lorenzo

The act of sneaking up on another friend who has bent over in the shower and sticking a digit into the anus. Then using it to draw a large fecal "L" on his/her backside.

"Hey I hear Arnel gave her a Dirty Lorenzo"

by Doogie Robertson September 29, 2010