Dom's definitions

mat tavener

1.the hero for all afro-hairdo's
2.a great hair style

1.my hair is all floppy i'll have to call mat tavener @ 07729815032
2.lion's hair is a dude but it's no mat tavener

by dom February 3, 2004

whale eye

a slang term for ur anus not ur ass

My whale eye burned when I took a shit.

by Dom February 3, 2004

blunderbuss

An uncharacteristic error, usually made by the goalkeeper or defensive line whilst playing FIFA that generally leads to conceding a goal.

Guy 1: Check out this awesome backheel to my keeper...
Guy 2: Haa burrrn! Blunderbuss! Blunderbuss! You've got a one way ticket on the Blunder Bus.
Guy 2: Eat a dick.

by dom January 22, 2013

chodbin

Toilet, dunny, the throne room.

I have just dropped some bum spuds down the chodbin

by dom December 11, 2003

Mags

Mad whoor Ironing freak!
Lives off Irn Bru and leftover Stovies

I wanted my pants Ironed so I mags'd them

by dom April 18, 2005

warf

white ass redhaired fag

that kid alex blalock is the biggest warf ive ever fuckin met!

by dom March 1, 2005

emoid

A person or persons that stereotypically fall into the category of being a emo kid

yo home boy, look at that emoid over there with his girly black fringe, lets bust a cap in his ass.

by Dom November 12, 2004