Dom's definitions

todote

A homosexual lama

The Todote you sold me refuses to mate with the female Lama on my farm

by dOm February 27, 2014

blunderbuss

An uncharacteristic error, usually made by the goalkeeper or defensive line whilst playing FIFA that generally leads to conceding a goal.

Guy 1: Check out this awesome backheel to my keeper...
Guy 2: Haa burrrn! Blunderbuss! Blunderbuss! You've got a one way ticket on the Blunder Bus.
Guy 2: Eat a dick.

by dom January 22, 2013

Isajeep

Short for describing one's vehicle of choice.

Frank: "Hey Chuck; What in tarnation it that vehicular device over there?" Chuck: "Why, Isajeep for damned sake."

by Dom August 19, 2006

Gip

Food, another word from grub

Yo im getting sum gip be right back

by dom May 13, 2005

Mags

Mad whoor Ironing freak!
Lives off Irn Bru and leftover Stovies

I wanted my pants Ironed so I mags'd them

by dom April 18, 2005

BDC

Big
Dog's (or Donkey's)
Cock

Used as a euphemistic TLA

This new MSN7 really sucks BDC

by Dom April 16, 2005

Salad Tossing

To Toss someones salad is to explore the anal cavity (clean or dirty) whatever your fancy, and gyrate your tounge is a circular licking motion in on, and around the anus, rimming with such affection in the "Salad" - hence the term "Toss my Salad" or kissing starfish

Very Work Friendly-
Hey Brian, can you take my shift on Friday? I don't know Darren, Can u Toss my Salad?
- In front of family- I'll do the dishes if you "toss my salad"

by dom April 9, 2005