A term used to describe the antics of a man when he goes without sexual intercourse for many days or weeks in a derogitory sense. This activity can be performed more then once per day, however, in doing so energy will be lost.
Roger had no girlfriend, so he was a swafe
by Dom March 15, 2004

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by dom April 18, 2005

An uncharacteristic error, usually made by the goalkeeper or defensive line whilst playing FIFA that generally leads to conceding a goal.
Guy 1: Check out this awesome backheel to my keeper...
Guy 2: Haa burrrn! Blunderbuss! Blunderbuss! You've got a one way ticket on the Blunder Bus.
Guy 2: Eat a dick.
Guy 2: Haa burrrn! Blunderbuss! Blunderbuss! You've got a one way ticket on the Blunder Bus.
Guy 2: Eat a dick.
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by dom March 29, 2005
