chode

A round, Dinner plate size,as large as 1 inch. Very wide , Very short
andrew has a massive chode he likes to impress his 14 cats with it and also likes to paint it up and play.
by doc September 07, 2002
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A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman
Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
by Doc October 26, 2003
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software engineer

A career option that seems like the road to riches until graduation, when realise that the job market has been supersaturated with fellow geeks for the past five years.

Also: for the above reason, a slang term for a male 20something worker in a fast food restaurant.
"Of course, with a masters degree in software engineering, it was either flipping burgers or the dole queue again on Monday morning."
by Doc January 28, 2004
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blingage

The act of having "bling-bling"
Man, you gots some serious blingage going on there.
by Doc May 22, 2003
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zamboni

A piece of cloth (e.g. hankerchief, sock, underwear, t-shirt) that is used to clean up any and all spills in a college dorm room.
"Oh crap I just spilled my beer...Get the Zamboni!"
by Doc October 24, 2004
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nephew

a non blood family member who will cheat, lie, steal to get your tip money , pills or anything of value.
uncle Bobby , I am your nephew soI will loan you ten bucks but I want all your pain med's. uncle Bobby here is twenty dollars for working today. buy me lunch with it. uncle bobby even though you saw it happen that lady did not give us money to share.
by doc September 29, 2015
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Lebron James

A young black man that went straight to the NBA after highschool. The next thing he's going to do is pick up a white girl and get caught up. But he's turned around one of the sorriest teams in the NBA. Cleveland is now looking at the Playoffs and they couldn't have even thought about the playoffs without Lebron. Lebron is a good player and if he can keep his head right he'll be a great player.
by Doc February 28, 2004
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