doc's definitions

Smegma

A term which can be referred to as the cheesy substance caused from sweating of the gland. More common with people who have a foreskin or skanky dirty bastards that don't wash.

"I went to take a piss the other day and because I hadn't washed in a while my dick smelt cheesy."

by Doc December 12, 2002

Pooh pants

anything stupid or not worth wasting your energy talking about...a manner in which to express a term of endearment and stupidness simultaneously in a single breath.

Russell is pooh pants.

Russell says pooh pants a lot.

Friends of friends we don't particularly care for are pooh pants.

by Doc April 17, 2004

MOOSE KNUCKLE

Opposite of cameltoe ie., mans package in tight jeans

John's proudly sporting his moose knuckle in those tight jeans.

by Doc October 17, 2003

Salty

One who has spent a great deal of time at sea

"Doc's one of the saltiest SOB's I have ever known'.

by Doc November 23, 2003

zamboni

A piece of cloth (e.g. hankerchief, sock, underwear, t-shirt) that is used to clean up any and all spills in a college dorm room.

"Oh crap I just spilled my beer...Get the Zamboni!"

by Doc October 24, 2004

nephew

a non blood family member who will cheat, lie, steal to get your tip money , pills or anything of value.

uncle Bobby , I am your nephew soI will loan you ten bucks but I want all your pain med's. uncle Bobby here is twenty dollars for working today. buy me lunch with it. uncle bobby even though you saw it happen that lady did not give us money to share.

by doc September 29, 2015

Lebron James

A young black man that went straight to the NBA after highschool. The next thing he's going to do is pick up a white girl and get caught up. But he's turned around one of the sorriest teams in the NBA. Cleveland is now looking at the Playoffs and they couldn't have even thought about the playoffs without Lebron. Lebron is a good player and if he can keep his head right he'll be a great player.

Just be happy for him and stop hating.

by Doc February 28, 2004