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A term which can be referred to as the cheesy substance caused from sweating of the gland. More common with people who have a foreskin or skanky dirty bastards that don't wash.
by Doc December 12, 2002
Get the Smegmamug. anything stupid or not worth wasting your energy talking about...a manner in which to express a term of endearment and stupidness simultaneously in a single breath.
Russell is pooh pants.
Russell says pooh pants a lot.
Friends of friends we don't particularly care for are pooh pants.
Russell says pooh pants a lot.
Friends of friends we don't particularly care for are pooh pants.
by Doc April 17, 2004
Get the Pooh pantsmug. Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.
1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.
2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.
3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.
3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
by Doc September 28, 2003
Get the Top Shelfmug. by Doc March 27, 2003
Get the Karl Pankomug. An earlybird who hunt swap meets, estate sales, thrift stores, etc and scoops up the good deals - often for resale in antique shops or on ebay.
'Ole Craig has been a picker for eighteen years and he's still looking for a ten-dollar original Van Gogh!
by Doc July 29, 2004
Get the Pickermug. strongest youngin crew in silver spring.startred in 2005, started by three boys which is now a 40 man crew. all always strapped, and ready to fight. their territory stretches from four cornes to wheaton in silver spring
by doc April 4, 2005
Get the kinsman crewmug. Pure gadget, or gadget in it's original form. It's Clownistic behaviour, and goofy walk, give the 'danno' it's distinct charicteristics.
Danno's shouldn't be taken lightly, they've been known to fart randomly.
Danno's shouldn't be taken lightly, they've been known to fart randomly.
"Whoa, look at that goofy Danno! let's go poke it with a stick!"
"carefull mate, I've heard they fart pretty bad"
"carefull mate, I've heard they fart pretty bad"
by Doc September 23, 2003
Get the dannomug.