15 definitions by Disvan
Something that started out as a good idea - a site where you can find all your old classmates, find out where they are now. Unfortunately, it's now little more than a scam site. They send you an e-mail claiming that old classmates are trying to contact you and you need to pay for a membership to see their messages (yes, you have to pay real money for a membership to actually do anything *coughcough*Club Penguin*coughcough*). Once these bitches have your credit card number, though, you're screwed. No, your old friends from seventh grade were NOT trying to contact you, and you just gave them your paycheck for nothing. They claim they'll cancel your membership but they never do. You'll probably never hear from them again. Supposedly, one time this woman named Sharon joined, and when she tried to delete her account one of the Classmates.com employees changed her first name to "FUCK YOU" and her last name to "SHARON." Thus, her profile name read "FUCK YOU SHARON." This isn't a site you should ever sign up for; if you want to find old classmates, use Facebook.
Unsurprisingly, Classmates.com has been sued twice for fraud. More likely than not, they are going to be completely bankrupt by 2013.
Unsurprisingly, Classmates.com has been sued twice for fraud. More likely than not, they are going to be completely bankrupt by 2013.
My friend Emily signed up for Classmates.com and found only one high school friend (who hadn't updated their profile in 2 years). She wanted to see their profile so she handed over the $59 they were charging for a gold membership. Once she realized nobody used it anymore, she e-mailed them asking to cancel her gold membership. She never got an e-mail (or her money) back.
by Disvan September 25, 2010
Julie doesn't eat pork, turkey, or beef, but she does eat other meats and eggs and dairy, so she is a half-vegetarian.
by Disvan September 30, 2010
Hannah totally got that wannabe Gucci handbag at a thrift store. With Daddy's credit card, might I add.
by Disvan September 26, 2010
by Disvan October 1, 2010
An ugly teenage boy who combs his hair and looks like a wannabe Justin Bieber. Is a total player who has nothing better to do with his life then hit on girls who dress like strippers. When a nice girl likes him, he plays games with her and breaks her heart, because he's that much of a jerk. Also, his mom is an awesome art teacher.
DIE, GRIFFIN! DIE, DIE, DIE!
DIE, GRIFFIN! DIE, DIE, DIE!
by Disvan November 24, 2010
Piece of junk that doesn't actually have ANY decent or new-ish movies. Who cares if it enables you to watch movies on your Wii? Why can't you do that on your computer, or your iPod, or even your *gasp* DVD player? They don't even have Ghostbusters or Alien or anything, they're that bad. If you must see it for yourself, get the one-month free trial and then RETURN IT.
by Disvan November 24, 2010
An awesome brunette. Always comforts you when you're down, keeps a secret, understands the importance of sisters before misters, loads of fun to be around, is your best friend and sister. Nicknamed Ali.
Who doesn't love Alice?
by Disvan November 24, 2010