Disvan's definitions

club penguin member

12-year-old girl who stole Daddy's credit card to buy virtual clothes for her penguin avatar on the scam known as Club Penguin. If she's not a snob who spends her weekends verbally abusing non-members, she's a pedo. Avoid her at all costs. Hell, you should probably avoid Club Penguin in general at all costs.

First, my daughter made me buy her 35 Webkinz. Then all the kids at school decided that being a Club Penguin member was cooler than Webkinz so she took my credit card and went on there and bought a membership! I was so mad!

by Disvan September 26, 2010

typical day on club penguin

Immature online drama with a bunch of trolls and cyber-dating thrown in. Let's not forget all the kids going batshit over the latest pin, too.

So I went on my CP account the other day for the first time in about 4 years. Within the first five minutes, I'd been trolled, flamed, cheated on, broken up with, a thief, a hobo, a pizza delivery guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, a fake celebrity, put myself up for adoption, adopted, put-up for re-adoption by my Mwa-Mwa after she found a cuter baby, verbally abused by a bunch of 9-year-old children, had my virtual birthday party crashed...oh, and some guy told me he was Rockhopper, whoever that is. Yep, typical day on Club Penguin!

by Disvan September 26, 2010

Daddy's credit card

What no rich, spoiled, whiny little 13-year-old brat ever goes to the mall without.

Hannah totally got that wannabe Gucci handbag at a thrift store. With Daddy's credit card, might I add.

by Disvan September 26, 2010

friend

A word that people who are so cowardly they can't even say "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" use to describe someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Dan's mom told him that her friend was coming over. He thought "okay, this must be one of the ladies from her book club or whatever, coming over for coffee" and went to play Xbox. Half an hour later, he heard funny moaning noises coming from his mom's bedroom. Turns out his mom's "friend" is really his stepdad-to-be.

by Disvan September 26, 2010

stepdad-to-be

The fiancé of one's mom. When they marry, he will become your stepdad.

Jane's mom's new boyfriend, John, proposed last night. John is Jane's stepdad-to-be.

by Disvan September 26, 2010

half-vegetarian

Someone who eats chicken and fish but is otherwise vegetarian.

Julie doesn't eat pork, turkey, or beef, but she does eat other meats and eggs and dairy, so she is a half-vegetarian.

by Disvan October 1, 2010

dd

An acronym for "Dear Daughter." Mostly used by moms in their 40s when they talk about parenting.

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's DD.

by Disvan October 2, 2010