Disvan's definitions
An awesome, loyal, happy, sweet girl who you can trust with all your secrets. Has long-ish blonde hair and is absolutely gorgeous. Treats you like a sister, and is the best friend you'll ever have. Often misspelled as Julia, but she won't even get mad at you for it, because she's just that nice. Nicknamed Jules.
by Disvan November 26, 2010
Get the julyamug. 12-year-old girl who stole Daddy's credit card to buy virtual clothes for her penguin avatar on the scam known as Club Penguin. If she's not a snob who spends her weekends verbally abusing non-members, she's a pedo. Avoid her at all costs. Hell, you should probably avoid Club Penguin in general at all costs.
First, my daughter made me buy her 35 Webkinz. Then all the kids at school decided that being a Club Penguin member was cooler than Webkinz so she took my credit card and went on there and bought a membership! I was so mad!
by Disvan September 26, 2010
Get the club penguin membermug. The girl rule that your friends are always more important than your boyfriends. Basically the girl version of bros before hoes, except the title doesn't sound like an insult to women. Also, there's an unwritten sub-rule: if you catch your friend's boyfriend cheating, YOU MUST TELL HER ASAP!
Sometimes called chicks before dicks.
Sometimes called chicks before dicks.
Amy's boyfriend was being such a jerk to her BFF, so she dumped him, even though she still really liked him. What an awesome friend Amy is, putting sisters before misters like that!
by Disvan November 26, 2010
Get the sisters before mistersmug. Nickname for Tavis. An awesome, loyal, trustworthy guy friend who can make anyone laugh their head off. He's also addicted to MSN. When he's not on, he always puts his status as Away rather than Offline, because he's too lazy to log off. Also, he can be a bit of a tease sometimes. But we love you anyway, Tav!
I'm talking to Tav on MSN.
by Disvan November 26, 2010
Get the Tavmug. A word that people who are so cowardly they can't even say "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" use to describe someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.
Dan's mom told him that her friend was coming over. He thought "okay, this must be one of the ladies from her book club or whatever, coming over for coffee" and went to play Xbox. Half an hour later, he heard funny moaning noises coming from his mom's bedroom. Turns out his mom's "friend" is really his stepdad-to-be.
by Disvan September 26, 2010
Get the friendmug. Piece of junk that doesn't actually have ANY decent or new-ish movies. Who cares if it enables you to watch movies on your Wii? Why can't you do that on your computer, or your iPod, or even your *gasp* DVD player? They don't even have Ghostbusters or Alien or anything, they're that bad. If you must see it for yourself, get the one-month free trial and then RETURN IT.
by Disvan November 26, 2010
Get the netflixmug. by Disvan October 2, 2010
Get the ddmug.