Disco Stu's definitions

STG 44

Also known as the MP-44, it is the first ever assault rifle ever produced. Made by the Germans, towards the end of WWII. It stands for sturmgehrwar, or Storm Rifle

by disco stu September 24, 2003

Troy

An anchient Greek city in western Turkey. It is featured in three epic poems, the Illiad, which tells the story of the final years of the Trojan War, the Oddesy, which tells the story of Odesyus' return from that war, and the Aenid, which tells the story of Aeneas, who is a Trojan and will become the ancestor of the Roman people.

Troy was discovered in the 19tch century, and was proven to have existed. Untill then it was thought to be mythalogical.

by Disco Stu January 26, 2006

zurkey

Crazy feeling you get when your monkey dust gets caught

ohhh zerkey monkey dust!

by Disco Stu January 31, 2004

Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

Ufologist

One who studies UFO related incidents, and searches for proof of UFOs.

1. Ufologists are scientists, except they know nothing about scientific theory and forming logical, reasonable hypothesises.

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

Monkey-Genius

A special operations monkey, trained in the arts of war, an expert in the use of rifles and assasinations

"Damn, that Monkey-Genius just wiped out our whole squad"
"Come on guys, we've got Monkey-Genius, nothing can stop us now"

by Disco Stu April 10, 2004

MP 40

A German sub machine gun intended to replace the MP 38. It was the second most wildy distributed gun in World War II (next to the Soviet PPSh 41). MP stands for machinepistole, the German equivlent of Sub Machine Gun.

by disco stu September 30, 2003