Disco Stu's definitions

MP 40

A German sub machine gun intended to replace the MP 38. It was the second most wildy distributed gun in World War II (next to the Soviet PPSh 41). MP stands for machinepistole, the German equivlent of Sub Machine Gun.

by disco stu September 30, 2003

STG 44

Also known as the MP-44, it is the first ever assault rifle ever produced. Made by the Germans, towards the end of WWII. It stands for sturmgehrwar, or Storm Rifle

by disco stu September 24, 2003

Ufologist

One who studies UFO related incidents, and searches for proof of UFOs.

1. Ufologists are scientists, except they know nothing about scientific theory and forming logical, reasonable hypothesises.

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

tennis

An awsome athletic sport, played by two or four people, the object being to hit a ball, with a raquet, over a net and into the opponent's side of the court. Courts can be made of anything, but are usually classefied as hard, grass, or clay.

The US Open, which is a two week long tennis tournament, is the world's largest sporting event, in terms of attendence.

by disco stu September 24, 2003

goose egg

Zero

The way the number is shaped is similar to a goose's egg.

I played a tennis match and was goosegged, I lost 6-0, 6-0, 6-0

by disco stu September 24, 2003

Prom

A corperate controlled and promoted high school "institution." The corperations really benifit from the money you spend on the prom, not you school. Save your money, and your life, and stay home that night.

by Disco Stu September 25, 2003