Disco Stu's definitions

SPQR

Latin abrevation for Senatus Populusque Romanus, the Senate and the People of Rome

When the Roman Legions would go into battle they carried a plaqe with SPQR engraved on it.

by Disco Stu September 29, 2003

memogate

The scandal in which liberal-biased CBS newsanchor Dan Rather aired on his 60 Minutes program documents that supposedly showed that George W. Bush received favorable treatment during his service as a national guardsman. The documents were later shown to be false. As a result, Rather's career has gone down the toilet, and he is resigning and stepping down from CBS Nightly News, effective as of March 2005.

1. Memogate ruined Dan Rather.

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

shottie

A shotgun in a multiplayer first person shooter.

by disco stu September 24, 2003

guy next door

A guy known for his kind, sensitive, caring personality rather than his good looks and charm. Usually a bit of a geek or nerd, the guy next door is the guy who is a really good friend to girls, but who never gets a romantic relationship with said "girl friends". Usually is very shy and reserved.

1. He's kind of the guy next door; he's a great friend, but I just can't picture something happening with us.

2. Me.

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

1. A phrase used by Hillary Clinton to describe the Republican/conservative forces supposedly conspiring against her to ruin the political and personal aspirations of her and her husband, Bill Clinton. Ironically, this gave birth to a new definition (see below).

2. A fictional, generalized club conservatives half-jokingly say they belong to, in order to symbolize disdain for Hillary Clinton and liberals in general.

Also known as the VRWC.

1. This is a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy against me and my husband.

2. Of course I'm a member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Isn't everybody?

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

MP 40

A German sub machine gun intended to replace the MP 38. It was the second most wildy distributed gun in World War II (next to the Soviet PPSh 41). MP stands for machinepistole, the German equivlent of Sub Machine Gun.

by disco stu September 30, 2003