Dirtylittlesecret.alyx's definitions

Entryway termination

The technical term for doors being locked

Attention all shoppers, entryway termination will be committed in 30 minutes. Please bring all your final purchases to the front at this time!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 29, 2021

Real Analysis

Math from the planet nahfalafagus. We use latex and take turns doing the notes. Tom“teaches” it.

Real analysis makes math majors question why they chose that major.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 15, 2024

butter the spatula

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022

Glitter tampon

a way to put some pizzazz in your jazz

I used a glitter tampon and had to go straight to the hospital

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2020

Spiderwig

When you go up on the top bunk bed and throw stuffed animals at the fan while your little sister is tryna watch her Barbie movie on the bottom bunk

Sam, phil, and I did spiderwig back in 2011 and one of the blades flew off and the fan started spiraling out of control

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx November 30, 2019

Vietnamed

Getting slingshotted to Vietnam for committing crimes against humanity

You killed my friend on among us, vietnamed!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 27, 2021

Urmomologist

A doctor that studies your moms

That girl suzie needs a urmomologist

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 25, 2019