by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 17, 2019
1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently
2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans
2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans
I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019
Attention all shoppers, entryway termination will be committed in 30 minutes. Please bring all your final purchases to the front at this time!
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 30, 2021
Tomorrow is October 23
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 21, 2019
When you get out of the shower and wrap your towel around u and squat or lay under your bed. U then lay there for 2 hours and just piss everywhere. Then proceed to blame the piss on the dogs and have the cleaner clean it up. Your lil sister does the same
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 11, 2019
When you sit on your bed and throw socks at the ceiling fan and try to get them to land on it. Something to do when you’re bored on a summer day.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 01, 2022
Rockstar: I can’t believe on my daughter’s birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx September 05, 2020