Star six seven

A condom for prank calls

Lets call the dealer but star six seven so we don’t get in trouble.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019

Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.

Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019

Bishdo

One who stands on the toilet when they piss

That girl luciana is such a bishdo

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx December 19, 2019

Spiderwig

When you go up on the top bunk bed and throw stuffed animals at the fan while your little sister is tryna watch her Barbie movie on the bottom bunk

Sam, phil, and I did spiderwig back in 2011 and one of the blades flew off and the fan started spiraling out of control

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx November 30, 2019

Glitter tampon

a way to put some pizzazz in your jazz

I used a glitter tampon and had to go straight to the hospital

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2020

butter the spatula

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022

Real Analysis

Math from the planet nahfalafagus. We use latex and take turns doing the notes. Tom“teaches” it.

Real analysis makes math majors question why they chose that major.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 15, 2024