Definitions by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx

Smurf tracker/killer 

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.

Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid

Smurf tracker/killer by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019

October 23 

Just a random day with a random theme that nobody cares about

Tomorrow is October 23

October 23 by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 21, 2019

AirPods 

Lame ass headphones for people that can’t afford the wire

I unplugged Juliana’s AirPods so I could charge my phone.

AirPods by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 6, 2019

Urmomologist 

A doctor that studies your moms

That girl suzie needs a urmomologist

Urmomologist by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 25, 2019

Bad guy 

Me

I’m the bad guy. Duh

Bad guy by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2019

Area 51 

Area where your junk is located

I hate it when dogs always sniff Area 51

Area 51 by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 17, 2019

string of pearls 

Someone who is extremely hard to please

I really want a boyfriend but it’s hard to find one since I’m a string of pearls

string of pearls by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 5, 2019