Dirtylittlesecret.alyx's definitions

Bfwot

A big fat waste of time

Man the sat was a bfwot because I probably failed it

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 9, 2019

Entryway termination

The technical term for doors being locked

Attention all shoppers, entryway termination will be committed in 30 minutes. Please bring all your final purchases to the front at this time!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 29, 2021

Proclasstinating

Procrastinating by doing work for another class, instead of the class you should be doing work for. It’s a better way to procrastinate, and you still get to avoid the work you don’t wanna do

Logan: yo did you see the hw for English, it’s gonna take like 5 hours to do!
Aaron: fuck that I’m gonna do work for calc, at least I can tolerate that

Logan: damn you proclasstinating
Aaron: at least I’m not goofing off playing the sock game

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 24, 2023

Real Analysis

Math from the planet nahfalafagus. We use latex and take turns doing the notes. Tom“teaches” it.

Real analysis makes math majors question why they chose that major.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 15, 2024

butter the spatula

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022

Glitter tampon

a way to put some pizzazz in your jazz

I used a glitter tampon and had to go straight to the hospital

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2020

Spiderwig

When you go up on the top bunk bed and throw stuffed animals at the fan while your little sister is tryna watch her Barbie movie on the bottom bunk

Sam, phil, and I did spiderwig back in 2011 and one of the blades flew off and the fan started spiraling out of control

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx November 30, 2019