Daughter’s birthday

A time to NEVER piss someone off

Rockstar: I can’t believe on my daughter’s birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx September 05, 2020

Star six seven

A condom for prank calls

Lets call the dealer but star six seven so we don’t get in trouble.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019

explecinate

Explain, when you’re stumbling on your own words. Created by moriah Elizabeth

I’m not going to thoroughly explecinate what explecinate means.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 28, 2022

Wheelchair

A funny thing to fall backwards in

Yo teacher u missed what happened yesterday. Nick fell back in hailey’s wheelchair.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx May 17, 2019

Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.

Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019

Bishdo

One who stands on the toilet when they piss

That girl luciana is such a bishdo

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx December 19, 2019

butter the spatula

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022