Dirty Chaos's definitions

Angry Mallory

Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck

Man: damn I'm banned on my account again

Man 2: why?

Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua

by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

Aqua handshake

When a woman gives you a hand job underwater. Very similar to a proper aqua handshake but she doesn't have webbed fingers.

Why is Michael making that face?

Well nevermind it looks like Natasha is giving him an aqua handshake

by Dirty Chaos November 27, 2017

Dead squirrel

When a woman has her legs bent and in the air missionary style but lays there dead as in a squirrel that was hit by a car.

Man1: was she a good lay bro?
Man2: nah bro. She just laid there in the dead squirrel

by Dirty Chaos June 14, 2017

paul walkered

When you get roasted beyond normal levels.

Man: wow Chad really got roasted
Woman: yeah he got Paul Walkered for sure

by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016

Canadian trumpet

When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.

Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?

by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018

fireman finish

When she's giving you a BJ and you pull out and bust all over her face spraying it side to side as if extinguishing a fire.

Rob: bro did she swallow?
Uncle Ty Ty: no I fireman finished

Rob: facial?
Uncle Ty Ty: side to side put her fire out

by Dirty Chaos August 8, 2016

Jamaican bobsled

When you are having sex with a girl then flip her over and break her leg. Then you and three of your friends carry her by her orifices towards a cheering crowd.

Man: bro he is a legend
Man 2: why?
Man: he pulled off a Jamaican bobsled on stacy

by Dirty Chaos September 18, 2017