Definitions by Dirty Chaos

Tijuana Tom 

When a white skinned person from another country can't vote in the United States but tries to influence American politics.

Man 1: don't listen to Jason's political rhetoric
Man 2: why not?
Man 1: he's a Tijuana Tom

Tijuana Tom by Dirty Chaos August 1, 2017

Triple threat 

When a girl milks your prostate and gives you a blow job while drunk off whiskey.

Man1: Dude I was with you mom last night
Man2: fuck you dude
Man1: she gave me a triple threat

Triple threat by Dirty Chaos June 24, 2017

Dead squirrel 

When a woman has her legs bent and in the air missionary style but lays there dead as in a squirrel that was hit by a car.

Man1: was she a good lay bro?
Man2: nah bro. She just laid there in the dead squirrel

Dead squirrel by Dirty Chaos June 14, 2017

Quiething 

The sound made when a gay man farts semen.

Man 1: what are you going to do with all that jizz in you?
Man 2: prrrrrrrrrrttttt. Whoops I just quiethed (insane amount of jizz and shit)
Man 1: wow you really quiethed all over the place
Man 2: quiething is what I'm known for

Quiething by Dirty Chaos May 18, 2017

Stink bread 

When a woman has a foul smelling vagina with a yeast infection.

Man: Did you go down on Pauline?
Man 2: hell no she has stink bread, made my nose bleed

Stink bread by Dirty Chaos May 14, 2017

Canadian centipede 

When 7 or more Canadian men are interconnected behind one female whilst simultaneously moving in and out of each other.

Man one: hey is that a naked conga line?
Man two: holy shit it's a Canadian centipede

Canadian centipede by Dirty Chaos April 24, 2017

Hippothotamus 

When a thot is also an overweight person.

Man 1: Damn I didn't think big girls could twerk

Man 2: she's a hippothotamus so yeah

Hippothotamus by Dirty Chaos March 23, 2017