Stink bread

When a woman has a foul smelling vagina with a yeast infection.

Man: Did you go down on Pauline?
Man 2: hell no she has stink bread, made my nose bleed

by Dirty Chaos May 13, 2017

Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 13, 2017

Triple threat

When a girl milks your prostate and gives you a blow job while drunk off whiskey.

Man1: Dude I was with you mom last night
Man2: fuck you dude
Man1: she gave me a triple threat

by Dirty Chaos June 23, 2017

voldemort face

When someone uses filters on social media to the point it erases or masks some of their features leaving an almost identical face to voldemort.

Guy: Dude check this girl out she's hot
Guy2: meh too many filter, she's got voldemort face

by Dirty Chaos July 06, 2016

Tijuana Tom

When a white skinned person from another country can't vote in the United States but tries to influence American politics.

Man 1: don't listen to Jason's political rhetoric
Man 2: why not?
Man 1: he's a Tijuana Tom

by Dirty Chaos August 01, 2017

Jamaican bobsled

When you are having sex with a girl then flip her over and break her leg. Then you and three of your friends carry her by her orifices towards a cheering crowd.

Man: bro he is a legend
Man 2: why?
Man: he pulled off a Jamaican bobsled on stacy

by Dirty Chaos September 18, 2017

Canadian trumpet

When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.

Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?

by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018