Dirty Chaos's definitions

Quiething

The sound made when a gay man farts semen.

Man 1: what are you going to do with all that jizz in you?
Man 2: prrrrrrrrrrttttt. Whoops I just quiethed (insane amount of jizz and shit)
Man 1: wow you really quiethed all over the place
Man 2: quiething is what I'm known for

by Dirty Chaos May 18, 2017

Sausage train

When several dudes are "connected" as if in a train.

That's not a human centipede, that's a sausage train.

by Dirty Chaos September 19, 2017

Shanghai Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.

Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.

by Dirty Chaos April 10, 2018

voldemort face

When someone uses filters on social media to the point it erases or masks some of their features leaving an almost identical face to voldemort.

Guy: Dude check this girl out she's hot
Guy2: meh too many filter, she's got voldemort face

by Dirty Chaos July 6, 2016

paul walkered

When you get roasted beyond normal levels.

Man: wow Chad really got roasted
Woman: yeah he got Paul Walkered for sure

by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016

Stink bread

When a woman has a foul smelling vagina with a yeast infection.

Man: Did you go down on Pauline?
Man 2: hell no she has stink bread, made my nose bleed

by Dirty Chaos May 14, 2017

Canadian handshake

After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.

Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake

by Dirty Chaos January 7, 2018