Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Grammar Fascist

One who corrects the grammar of all people, not just Jews and Gypsies.

The Grammar Fascist corrected me when I told him that I wanted to 'get an good grade' on the Spanish test.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

You're Welcome

A polite way to to respond to thanks. Implies that the other person is welcome to ask for any other favors. Synonymous with no problem.

Howard: Thanks for washing the dog, Pete.

Pete: You're welcome.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Noon

12:00 P.M. 12:00 A.M. is midnight. 'Noon', unlike 'midnight', is a palindrome.

I'm usually in school at noon.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Procrastination

The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.

Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.

Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.

by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

Sidekick

A friend/associate of a more popular, charismatic person. The sidekick gains most of his/her acclaim from merely being connected so closely to the more powerful acquaintance. Sidekicks can be found anywhere from comic books (where the term began) to the workplace and schoolyard.

Neil: Is Dan really that popular a guy? Most people in the office just talk to him because he's Ron's little sidekick.

Gina: The two of them are inseperable, you have to give them that.

Neil: Oh, I'll give that little Dan something he won't soon forget!

Bartholomew: Like the Baxter Account?

by Diggity Monkeez March 14, 2005

Collapse

To fall, especially something that was once sturdy.

DM: Hey, that building collapsed!

OOTTGHOOG: Like your hopes of getting a date?

DM: Yes.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Booo!

The sound a crowd makes when upset. To make such a noise is to boo.

Can be told from the noise made when scaring someone (boo!) by its 3(+) O's.

DiggityMan: And that, dear friends, is why we must collect the garbage twice (two times) each week.

Trash Collection Committee: Booo!

by Diggity Monkeez April 18, 2005