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Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Advertising 

Their latest advertising offered me 20% off of all of my dry cleaning, but I kept my pride and threw the coupon in the trash.
Advertising by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005

If a Tree Falls in the Forest... 

The full phrase is 'If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?'.

It symbolizes the ineffectiveness of unheard opinions/thoughts.
Ah, cripes- I can't think of one.

Turban Dictionary 

I would be completely lost reading Turban Dictionary.

Confounded

1) Confused, frustrated, baffled.

2) Accursed, frustrating, annoying. Synonymous with blasted.
1) The Mystery of the Malfunctioning Computer confounded me for seven years, but Detective McEaghen solved the case with relative ease.

2) How am I supposed to log on to this confounded thing?
Confounded by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005
A punctuation mark (,) representing a pause in diction and thought.

Easily confused with a caw-ma, which is a crow's mother.
There is no comma in this example.
Comma by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005
1) The 'inside' of the hand (when a fist is made). Food is usually held in/balanced on the palm.

2) To hold a basketball (or something else, maybe; I've only heard it used when talking about basketball) with only the palm. Useful when dunking.

3) Tropical tree. Its leaves are known as 'fronds'.
1) I wrote 'Get $5 for field trip' on my palm, but it had worn off by day's end.

2) I can't palm a basketball. Don't make fun of me, please.

3) There are birds on top of that palm.
Palm by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005
The sound that a cash register makes when its drawer is closed after money has been put inside. Used in conversation to indicate that the person being spoken about is going to or already has made quite a profit at little expense.
Steve: Yeah, so I was able to sell the FIFA for $50! Cha-ching!

Fentruck: Good deal. How much do you think I could get for one?
Cha-Ching by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005