Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Restroom

The proper word for 'bathroom'. Used by public places that provide them. For example, the restrooms in my house are called bathrooms, but the bathrooms in a restaurant are called restrooms.

Where are the restrooms in this place?

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Poem

A great way for angst-ridden teens to vent their emotions using eloquent language and heart-wrenching content.

Poems don't usually include sarcasm, do they?

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Slavery

The idea of being a Slav.

Many Eastern Europeans are not opposed to Slavery.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Gripe

1) To whine or complain.

2) A problem with something/someone.

1) Will you quit griping about your test grade? You should have studied!

2) I have a legitimate gripe with that left-hander who always uses right-hnaded scissors.

by Diggity Monkeez February 18, 2005

April Fools' Day

The best day of the year to wear sandals.

Vince: Hey, man, your shoelace is untied!

Diggity Monkeez: Nice try, citizen.

by Diggity Monkeez April 1, 2005

Typo

A computer misspelling in which the author knows how to correctly spell the word, but accidentally pushes the wrong key(s) while typing the word.

I spelled 'malcontent' as 'malcntent', but my spell-checker caught the error.

by Diggity Monkeez February 19, 2005

Confounded

1) Confused, frustrated, baffled.

2) Accursed, frustrating, annoying. Synonymous with blasted.

1) The Mystery of the Malfunctioning Computer confounded me for seven years, but Detective McEaghen solved the case with relative ease.

2) How am I supposed to log on to this confounded thing?

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005