Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Starbucks

A chain of coffee houses frequented by many suburban teens.

Michelle: Oh, man! Starbucks is soooooo cool!

Stephanie: Yeah, they rock!

Michelle: Since when do YOU go to Starbucks? That's MY place!

Stephanie: What do you mean? I've always gone to Starbucks!

Diggity Monkeez: Hey, ladies. I don't drink coffee.

Michelle: Get out of here, juvenile.

Starbucks by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Baltimore Oriole 

Maryland's state bird. Also a player for Baltimore's baseball team.

Orville: A Baltimore Oriole just flew by!

Rachel: I wasn't aware that Viagra was so effective for him!

Baltimore Oriole by Diggity Monkeez February 2, 2005

Resign 

To step down from a position. Can be confused with re-sign.

Spiro Agnew retired from his vice-presidential position because of all the jokes that the Cabinet made about his first name.

Resign by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005

North 

Towards the top of the Earth, the North Pole.

Frederick lives two miles north of me.

North by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005

FAQ 

Frequently asked question. Often provided by websites, where nobody is there in person to help you with questions you have regarding the site's purpose and capabilities.

Here's a list of the website's FAQs.

FAQ by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005

Nasty

1) Incredibly mean.

2) Disgusting.

1) My new math teacher is nasty; she gave me three detentions just for sneezing in class.

2) I'm not sure what's in that sandwich; all I know is that it smells nasty.

Nasty by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005

Bamboozled 

Fooled, conned. Often, one who is bamboozled becomes embarrassed.

I've been bamboozled; this sandwich contains the lettuce, ham, and mustard, all right, but the tomatoes are nowehre to be found! This is the last time I ever trade lunches with Brock...

Bamboozled by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005