Asterisk

A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that precedes it.

* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.

Owen: This is our most embarrassing defeat since the UFTA Upset of '79*.




*Owen is just making up the UFTA Upset of '79.

by Diggity Monkeez March 03, 2005

Billy Mays

Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.

I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.

I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

300

A perfect score in bowling.

A bowler can only reach 300 if he/she bowls a strike every time up.

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

Bottom-Dweller

An insult which indicates that the recipient is a member of society's lowest levels. This may have stemmed from Elizabethean times, when the poorer viewers at a theatre had to watch from the ground (hence their nickname, 'Groundlings'), which had no seats. The wealthier atendees, however, had nice chairs and overhangs, preventing them from getting wet.

Stop stealing from my mailbox, you bottom-dweller!

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

A.K.A.

Abbreviation of 'also known as'. Utilized when using an alternate name for someone/thing.

Tom: Bert (A.K.A. Tamale) received his third detention this year today.

Izzy: Who knew that wearing bowling shoes in class was against the rules?

by Diggity Monkeez April 02, 2005

Please

1) A word used to ask somebody to do something. Its usage is necessary to sound polite. Can be repeated multiple times, with a long, drawn-out 'e' to signify when begging/imploring.

2) To bring pleasure to another being.

1) May we go to the zoo, please?

2) I pleased my friend by giving him back the pencil he lent me.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Grammy

Of or resembling a graham cracker in any way.

I don't want to eat this smore; it's too grammy.

by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005