Didda Tinkle's definitions

simpleton

A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.

You simpletons get off my lawn mower!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

pseudonym

A nickname used to masquer your identity for privacy reasons or so you won't get caught doing something naughty.

Prince is the singer with the most pseudonyms.

Didda Tinkle is my obscure pseudonym.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

Subliminal Message

A hidden message or image found in text, music or film. A well-known subliminal message was that of Coca-Cola ads which flashed for less Than a second in movies. You may not have seen it, but your subconscious did. Don't argue with him.

Diggers in delicious donuts are talking idiotically, noticably keeping licked earwax.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

lexicographer

One who writes dictionary definitions (or, in the case of this site, definitions and opinions).

Lexicographers gather at Urban Dictionary.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

Lucid Dreaming

Being able to control your dreams, a subject brought up a lot in the movie "Waking Life", an artistic look into dreaming and death.

They say you can tell if you are dreaming by flicking a lightswitch. If you are dreaming, the light will never turn off. In lucid dreaming you can fly about, cause havoc or fornicate with all that you please.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

crybaby

A stuck-up person who cries about anything because they've never had any true conflict in their entire, spoilt lives. If not, they are usually the kid who is short. Why do all short kids cry? It must be in there JEANS (omg rofl).

Near every short kid in my year has cried at least once for no good reason - usually because they are in trouble for something that is entirely their fault.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

snail racing

The sport of legends.

My snail is the betterest.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004