simpleton

A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.

You simpletons get off my lawn mower!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

pseudonym

A nickname used to masquer your identity for privacy reasons or so you won't get caught doing something naughty.

Prince is the singer with the most pseudonyms.

Didda Tinkle is my obscure pseudonym.

by Didda Tinkle July 06, 2004

lexicographer

One who writes dictionary definitions (or, in the case of this site, definitions and opinions).

Lexicographers gather at Urban Dictionary.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

elephantitis of the nuts

The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.

I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

toothsome

1. To describe something that smells delicious.

2. To have many teeth in many areas of the body (mouth, vagina etc.)

You toothsome devil!

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

avril lover

Anyone under the age of 10 whose first introduction to Punk was from Avril Lavigne. They've been soiled for life.

While most Punk Rock artists throw concerts full of drunk and rowdy teenagers, Avril's concerts are full of tiny Avril Lover's sitting on the ground with their legs crossed playing duck-duck-goose and spraying lemonade on each other.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

roflmaotj

Rolling on the Floor Laughing my Ass off to Japan.

Nobody uses this acronym.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004