roflmaotj

Rolling on the Floor Laughing my Ass off to Japan.

Nobody uses this acronym.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.

Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

copulate

To fornicate, an act usually followed by a steamy excrement of relief. Well, for me anyway.

I copulated with your aunties and then defecated on their bed in response to my pleasure.

by Didda Tinkle July 06, 2004

brushhead

1. The head of a paintbrush
2. A baffoon
3. Bart Simpson

1. I covered the brush head in lacquer and stroked it across my upper-lip. I sniffed and sniffed, I did.

2. "Hey brushhead, that's a waterbomb, not a condom."

3. Bart Simpson has a head like a brush.

by Didda Tinkle June 06, 2004

no offence

An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.

"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

superliminal

Delivering a message directly as a command or order, unlike subliminal messaging, which delivers them indirectly or without the receiver's knowledge.

"YVAN EHT NIOJ" - Subliminal
"HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!" - Superliminal

by Didda Tinkle July 06, 2004

flaccid

Lacking strength or erect stature.

Your mother has a flaccid spinal cord.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004