Didda Tinkle's definitions

mind bullets

A phrase probably coined by Tenacious D. The phrase appears in the song "Wonder Boy"

My mind-bullets struck him in the artery, causing him to shit his liver out.

by Didda Tinkle July 8, 2004

avril lover

Anyone under the age of 10 whose first introduction to Punk was from Avril Lavigne. They've been soiled for life.

While most Punk Rock artists throw concerts full of drunk and rowdy teenagers, Avril's concerts are full of tiny Avril Lover's sitting on the ground with their legs crossed playing duck-duck-goose and spraying lemonade on each other.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

celebrities

The tards flapping about on MTV, admired by girls aged 11-18 and anyone else with their mobile phone up their ass. Nobody should be obsessed over celebrities and if they are they are either a) a girl or b) a sped.

If you watch E! News, TRL (Total Retard Live) or anything to do with MTV other than programs that actually play music (and Beavis and Butthead - they rule) then you are a turd and should burn.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

trl

A show that believes that people care about celebrities and that music is unimportant by playing about 1/4 of the entire song. It's about as entertaining as excrement (unless the excrement is involved with anything other than the sidewalk/lavatory, eg. on some dumbasses face).

No wonder nobody knows the name of Eminem's band - TRL only plays Eminem's verse in the song "My Band". And everybody watches TRL.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

roflmaotj

Rolling on the Floor Laughing my Ass off to Japan.

Nobody uses this acronym.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

snail racing

The sport of legends.

My snail is the betterest.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

maddox.xmission.com

A mighty good web site. He puts the "irate" in "pirate".

So many dumbasses fell for the April Fools joke.

Maddox the Pirate's real name is George.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004