Didda Tinkle's definitions

electric car

A car with a rechargable battery that needs no gasoline but instead is powered by electricity. Criticized for not going great distances before having to recharge. It's better for the environment though - but who really cares?

"Hello. I'm an electric car. I don't go very fast, or very far; and if you drive me, people will think you're gay."

by Didda Tinkle July 3, 2004

duty

Diarrhea of the comical kind (which is all diarrhea).

Ahahah. Duty. Ahahah. Diarrhea.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

excrement

The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.

After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Popups

They are stupid advertisements. Sometimes they contain viruses, adware and spyware and you can't avoid it like e-mail.

They give you viruses and spyware without warning.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

System of a Down

A band with one of the most unique music styles ever, mixing Middle-Eastern and Armenian with Metal. Sometimes the music is calm, sometimes its angry and sometimes its crazy (like the song "Johnny"). Usually they scream a lot and then go calm, probably because their throats hurt.

There is meaning to System of a Down's lyrics, listen to "Boom!" and "Chic n' Stu" (though I doubt most of you droids couldn't interpret that song).

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

simpleton

A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.

You simpletons get off my lawn mower!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

pseudonym

A nickname used to masquer your identity for privacy reasons or so you won't get caught doing something naughty.

Prince is the singer with the most pseudonyms.

Didda Tinkle is my obscure pseudonym.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004