Didda Tinkle's definitions

simpleton

A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.

You simpletons get off my lawn mower!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

secret agent

What you wanna be when you grow up, admit it.

MAX KNIGHT: ULTRA SPY!

(Worst movie ever)

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

fartknocker

When you use chemical reactions to turn a fart into a solid. Then you knock on it.

The fartknocker was a renouned chemist.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Reality TV

It's what MTV has dedicated its airtime to, instead of music.

MTV has so much Reality TV shows. They may as well rename "MTV" to "RTV".

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

moosick

1. A sick cow. Nobody uses this slang, except me.

2. Music that sounds like a sick cow that lumbered into a recording studio.

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: My moosick ated it.
Teacher: ROFL

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

electric car

A car with a rechargable battery that needs no gasoline but instead is powered by electricity. Criticized for not going great distances before having to recharge. It's better for the environment though - but who really cares?

"Hello. I'm an electric car. I don't go very fast, or very far; and if you drive me, people will think you're gay."

by Didda Tinkle July 3, 2004

blinger

One who blings in a fashionable sense.

"I got bling-bling," exclaimed Ernie the Blinger.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004