Definitions by Dharma Midget

trump 

(verb) At the end of a blow job, the recipient grabs the other's hair, tilts their head back, jams the end of his dick into a nostril, and proceeds to cum up their nose. The result is choking on and spewing out a lumpy green semen glob onto themselves. Trump can refer to this end result, as well.

"My girlfriend won't break up with me, no matter what horrible shit I do to her."
"Just give her a nice hard trump. She'll be gone before breakfast."

"I don't know what my wife made for dinner, but it looks like a bowl of trump. Put a suit and tie on it, and Republicans will vote for it."

trump by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

vermit

To projectile vomit straight into the air. Usually the result of passing out on one's back after extreme alcohol consumption, but can be done while standing. Often accompanied by a vomit shower and/or barfle.

"Is Dave okay?"
"Yeah, but we should probably get him outside before he vermits again. I don't want to clean my ceiling fan and couch twice in one day."

vermit by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

Chive 

A euphemism for nearly any act. Similar to the use of "smurf" in the eponymous cartoon, but used sparingly. Inspired by thechive.com and their "Keep Calm and Chive On" slogan.

"We're out of munchies. I'm gonna chive on down to the store and stock up."

"Dude, that stripper was so hot, I think I chived in my pants."

"I chived the comment section so hard, they banned me."

Chive by Dharma Midget February 12, 2015

Trump 

Someone who takes credit for others' work, is extraordinarily arrogant, and has a smug sense of accomplishment regardless of the sheer stupidity of their actions; a douchebag.

"Dude, did you see Kanye on that talk show last night?"
"Yeah, he's such a fuckin' Trump."

Trump by Dharma Midget November 5, 2014

trut 

The motion of a morbidly obese person attempting to run.

Oprah ran out of Slim Jims right before her big party, so she had to trut on down to the store to re-stock.

trut by Dharma Midget November 5, 2014

scunge 

A compound word of scum and grunge, referring to a slimy-textured area of filth.

I was at the Iggy Azalea concert last night. She bent over right in front of me -- I've never seen scunge like that.

scunge by Dharma Midget November 5, 2014