To be so painfully stupid that you deny the facts literally right in front of your face, even when your entire life may be at stake.
The so-called "president" is so Trumpish, a new word was invented to quantify his legendary stupidity.
by Dharma Midget November 01, 2017
Sharing semen, usually by spitting it from one mouth to another. So named for the raw egg texture of a load of cum.
I don't know how to feel about my girlfriend -- she wants to egg swap after I fuck her in the ass and go shrimpin'.
by Dharma Midget October 21, 2016
The opposite of pickpocketing. Involves placing something into someone's pocket without their knowledge. Often used by street performers or musicians as a promotional tool. Can also be great fun with strangers and random embarrassing items.
by Dharma Midget November 07, 2016
An expulsion of air from the end of a penis. Usually happens when a novice gives a blow job and actually blows air into the penis.
Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.
Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.
I knew she didn't know what she was doing -- I wimpled for an hour after she blew me.
Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.
Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.
by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016
To projectile vomit straight into the air. Usually the result of passing out on one's back after extreme alcohol consumption, but can be done while standing. Often accompanied by a vomit shower and/or barfle.
"Is Dave okay?"
"Yeah, but we should probably get him outside before he vermits again. I don't want to clean my ceiling fan and couch twice in one day."
"Yeah, but we should probably get him outside before he vermits again. I don't want to clean my ceiling fan and couch twice in one day."
by Dharma Midget June 23, 2016
When you curb-stomp someone so hard, the tread of your boot is permanently printed on their face and/or head. Can also happen accidentally in a serious mosh pit, such as Slayer, Ministry, GG Allin, Cannibal Corpse, etc.
That fuckin' Neo-Nazi keeps punching people in the pit. Come on, we're all gonna sole-tattoo the fucker outside when the band's done.
by Dharma Midget March 03, 2018