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(verb) At the end of a blow job, the recipient grabs the other's hair, tilts their head back, jams the end of his dick into a nostril, and proceeds to cum up their nose. The result is choking on and spewing out a lumpy green semen glob onto themselves. Trump can refer to this end result, as well.
"My girlfriend won't break up with me, no matter what horrible shit I do to her."
"Just give her a nice hard trump. She'll be gone before breakfast."
"I don't know what my wife made for dinner, but it looks like a bowl of trump. Put a suit and tie on it, and Republicans will vote for it."
"Just give her a nice hard trump. She'll be gone before breakfast."
"I don't know what my wife made for dinner, but it looks like a bowl of trump. Put a suit and tie on it, and Republicans will vote for it."
by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016
Get the trump mug.To projectile vomit straight into the air. Usually the result of passing out on one's back after extreme alcohol consumption, but can be done while standing. Often accompanied by a vomit shower and/or barfle.
"Is Dave okay?"
"Yeah, but we should probably get him outside before he vermits again. I don't want to clean my ceiling fan and couch twice in one day."
"Yeah, but we should probably get him outside before he vermits again. I don't want to clean my ceiling fan and couch twice in one day."
by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016
Get the vermit mug.A euphemism for nearly any act. Similar to the use of "smurf" in the eponymous cartoon, but used sparingly. Inspired by thechive.com and their "Keep Calm and Chive On" slogan.
"We're out of munchies. I'm gonna chive on down to the store and stock up."
"Dude, that stripper was so hot, I think I chived in my pants."
"I chived the comment section so hard, they banned me."
"Dude, that stripper was so hot, I think I chived in my pants."
"I chived the comment section so hard, they banned me."
by Dharma Midget February 12, 2015
Get the Chive mug.Someone who takes credit for others' work, is extraordinarily arrogant, and has a smug sense of accomplishment regardless of the sheer stupidity of their actions; a douchebag.
by Dharma Midget November 5, 2014
Get the Trump mug.Oprah ran out of Slim Jims right before her big party, so she had to trut on down to the store to re-stock.
by Dharma Midget November 5, 2014
Get the trut mug.I was at the Iggy Azalea concert last night. She bent over right in front of me -- I've never seen scunge like that.
by Dharma Midget November 5, 2014
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