trump

(verb) At the end of a blow job, the recipient grabs the other's hair, tilts their head back, jams the end of his dick into a nostril, and proceeds to cum up their nose. The result is choking on and spewing out a lumpy green semen glob onto themselves. Trump can refer to this end result, as well.

"My girlfriend won't break up with me, no matter what horrible shit I do to her."
"Just give her a nice hard trump. She'll be gone before breakfast."

"I don't know what my wife made for dinner, but it looks like a bowl of trump. Put a suit and tie on it, and Republicans will vote for it."

by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

dickstracted

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.

The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.

by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

titstracted

When you unintentionally drop out of a conversation, drive into oncoming traffic, or run over the neighbor's cat with your lawnmower because your attention was drawn away by a beautiful woman and/or perfect tits. The male equivalent to dickstracted.

I got so titstracted when I saw Amber Rose at the mall that I tripped into a twenty-minute fall down the up escalator.

by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

Wimple

An expulsion of air from the end of a penis. Usually happens when a novice gives a blow job and actually blows air into the penis.

Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.

I knew she didn't know what she was doing -- I wimpled for an hour after she blew me.

Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.

by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

sprunk

To orgasm with such force following oral sex that the recipient recoils hard enough to launch off the bed and land on the floor.

I'm gonna sprunk that chick -- she won't forget me for the rest of her life.

by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

vermit

To projectile vomit straight into the air. Usually the result of passing out on one's back after extreme alcohol consumption, but can be done while standing. Often accompanied by a vomit shower and/or barfle.

"Is Dave okay?"
"Yeah, but we should probably get him outside before he vermits again. I don't want to clean my ceiling fan and couch twice in one day."

by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016