Dharma Midget's definitions

Trump

Someone who takes credit for others' work, is extraordinarily arrogant, and has a smug sense of accomplishment regardless of the sheer stupidity of their actions; a douchebag.

"Dude, did you see Kanye on that talk show last night?"
"Yeah, he's such a fuckin' Trump."

by Dharma Midget November 5, 2014

Allahu Snackbar

When severe munchies start, it's time to hit the fridge/snack food aisle/Taco Bell with the ferocity of a terrorist trying to buy the affection of his/her imaginary friend in the sky. Allahu snackbar is the declaration of intention in such a scenario.

"Dude, is the blunt done?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm 'bout to 9-11 your fridge. ALLAHU SNACKBAR!"

Although his friends agreed that it was their favorite moment of the road trip, Steven realized that yelling "ALLAHU SNACKBAR!" in the McDonald's drive-thru was not the smartest idea he'd ever had.

by Dharma Midget November 21, 2016

mushroom-bruise

A bruise, in the shape of a mushroom, obtained by being slapped with a large penis or penis-like object.

"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."

by Dharma Midget September 7, 2016

doorknob

Someone who has frequent sex, with anyone who will stoop low enough to fuck them, regardless of physical appearance and/or hygiene.

"So I heard you're dating that new waitress..."
"Yeah, why?"
"Dude, she's a doorknob -- everyone gets a turn. I tagged her twice last month. I saw your dad coming out of her apartment yesterday."

by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016

Trumpish

To be so painfully stupid that you deny the facts literally right in front of your face, even when your entire life may be at stake.

The so-called "president" is so Trumpish, a new word was invented to quantify his legendary stupidity.

by Dharma Midget November 1, 2017

Sriracha moustache

The result of sex with a menstruating woman, then wiping your penis on her face.

"Dude, your sister's a freak. She asked me to give her a sriracha moustache. I had to look it up. I mean, I did it, but still..."

by Dharma Midget March 8, 2017

trump

The explosive backflow from a clogged toilet. An uncontrolled river of shit.

I shit liquid fire after three stright Chipotle meals. My shitter did a trump on me like I'd never seen -- I was covered in runny pseudo-Mexican seconds all day.

by Dharma Midget December 7, 2016