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When severe munchies start, it's time to hit the fridge/snack food aisle/Taco Bell with the ferocity of a terrorist trying to buy the affection of his/her imaginary friend in the sky. Allahu snackbar is the declaration of intention in such a scenario.
"Dude, is the blunt done?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm 'bout to 9-11 your fridge. ALLAHU SNACKBAR!"
Although his friends agreed that it was their favorite moment of the road trip, Steven realized that yelling "ALLAHU SNACKBAR!" in the McDonald's drive-thru was not the smartest idea he'd ever had.
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm 'bout to 9-11 your fridge. ALLAHU SNACKBAR!"
Although his friends agreed that it was their favorite moment of the road trip, Steven realized that yelling "ALLAHU SNACKBAR!" in the McDonald's drive-thru was not the smartest idea he'd ever had.
by Dharma Midget November 21, 2016
Get the Allahu Snackbar mug.A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.
"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."
"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019
Get the up your ass & to the left mug.Combines scum and Trump. Perfect description for the sack of shot in the White House as well as his sycophantic followers.
There was a real scrump in the store yesterday -- Donald Trump shirt and everything. I think the scumbag left a slime trail behind him.
by Dharma Midget April 18, 2018
Get the Scrump mug.Someone who has frequent sex, with anyone who will stoop low enough to fuck them, regardless of physical appearance and/or hygiene.
"So I heard you're dating that new waitress..."
"Yeah, why?"
"Dude, she's a doorknob -- everyone gets a turn. I tagged her twice last month. I saw your dad coming out of her apartment yesterday."
"Yeah, why?"
"Dude, she's a doorknob -- everyone gets a turn. I tagged her twice last month. I saw your dad coming out of her apartment yesterday."
by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016
Get the doorknob mug."Girl, get out the plastic sheets, I'm gonna pooh you so damn hard tonight..."
"He wants me to pooh him, but I don't think the relationship is ready for that yet."
"He wants me to pooh him, but I don't think the relationship is ready for that yet."
by Dharma Midget March 18, 2017
Get the pooh mug.I was at the Iggy Azalea concert last night. She bent over right in front of me -- I've never seen scunge like that.
by Dharma Midget November 5, 2014
Get the scunge mug.The opposite of pickpocketing. Involves placing something into someone's pocket without their knowledge. Often used by street performers or musicians as a promotional tool. Can also be great fun with strangers and random embarrassing items.
by Dharma Midget November 7, 2016
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