Definitions by Dharma Midget
up your ass & to the left
A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.
"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."
"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
up your ass & to the left by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019
sole-tattoo
When you curb-stomp someone so hard, the tread of your boot is permanently printed on their face and/or head. Can also happen accidentally in a serious mosh pit, such as Slayer, Ministry, GG Allin, Cannibal Corpse, etc.
That fuckin' Neo-Nazi keeps punching people in the pit. Come on, we're all gonna sole-tattoo the fucker outside when the band's done.
sole-tattoo by Dharma Midget May 9, 2018
Scrump
Combines scum and Trump. Perfect description for the sack of shot in the White House as well as his sycophantic followers.
There was a real scrump in the store yesterday -- Donald Trump shirt and everything. I think the scumbag left a slime trail behind him.
Scrump by Dharma Midget April 18, 2018
Trumpish
To be so painfully stupid that you deny the facts literally right in front of your face, even when your entire life may be at stake.
The so-called "president" is so Trumpish, a new word was invented to quantify his legendary stupidity.
Trumpish by Dharma Midget November 1, 2017
Scaramucci
Slang (inspired by White House Communications Director & Trump sycophant Anthony Scaramucci) used to describe someone who is the greasiest, ugliest, most repulsive & untrustworthy creature imaginable. This is someone who would sell his own grandmother for the chance to press his scaly lips against Trump's asshole. Only human by the barest of requirements.
I'm surprised that Scaramucci in accounting has any time for actual work, considering how often I see him on his knees in front of upper management.
What the deal with the Scaramucci waiting tables here? I always thought restaurants kept them in back, washing dishes, so they wouldn't scare away customers.
What the deal with the Scaramucci waiting tables here? I always thought restaurants kept them in back, washing dishes, so they wouldn't scare away customers.
Scaramucci by Dharma Midget August 13, 2017
Mormon hole
Any hole, crack, fold, or flap on a woman's body other than her vagina. Since premarital sex is forbidden for Joseph Smith sycophants, they will often use the rationalization that only penis + vagina = sex, and anything else is fair game.
Betty didn't want to upset Baby Jesus, so she would only let her boyfriend put his penis a Mormon hole -- he liked her mouth and armpit best.
Mormon hole by Dharma Midget May 8, 2017
pooh
"Girl, get out the plastic sheets, I'm gonna pooh you so damn hard tonight..."
"He wants me to pooh him, but I don't think the relationship is ready for that yet."
"He wants me to pooh him, but I don't think the relationship is ready for that yet."
pooh by Dharma Midget March 18, 2017