27 definitions by Dharma Midget
When severe munchies start, it's time to hit the fridge/snack food aisle/Taco Bell with the ferocity of a terrorist trying to buy the affection of his/her imaginary friend in the sky. Allahu snackbar is the declaration of intention in such a scenario.
"Dude, is the blunt done?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm 'bout to 9-11 your fridge. ALLAHU SNACKBAR!"
Although his friends agreed that it was their favorite moment of the road trip, Steven realized that yelling "ALLAHU SNACKBAR!" in the McDonald's drive-thru was not the smartest idea he'd ever had.
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm 'bout to 9-11 your fridge. ALLAHU SNACKBAR!"
Although his friends agreed that it was their favorite moment of the road trip, Steven realized that yelling "ALLAHU SNACKBAR!" in the McDonald's drive-thru was not the smartest idea he'd ever had.
by Dharma Midget November 21, 2016
Voicing one's decision to not go out for the evening. Not to be confused with the overused and misunderstood "namaste."
by Dharma Midget June 29, 2016
The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.
The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.
by Dharma Midget September 22, 2016
To be so painfully stupid that you deny the facts literally right in front of your face, even when your entire life may be at stake.
The so-called "president" is so Trumpish, a new word was invented to quantify his legendary stupidity.
by Dharma Midget November 1, 2017
Sharing semen, usually by spitting it from one mouth to another. So named for the raw egg texture of a load of cum.
I don't know how to feel about my girlfriend -- she wants to egg swap after I fuck her in the ass and go shrimpin'.
by Dharma Midget October 21, 2016
The opposite of pickpocketing. Involves placing something into someone's pocket without their knowledge. Often used by street performers or musicians as a promotional tool. Can also be great fun with strangers and random embarrassing items.
by Dharma Midget November 7, 2016
Someone who takes credit for others' work, is extraordinarily arrogant, and has a smug sense of accomplishment regardless of the sheer stupidity of their actions; a douchebag.
by Dharma Midget November 6, 2014