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Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.
"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"
by Derek March 28, 2003
When getting head from a girl, you push her head down on your dick and cum so that it comes out her nose as if she were a dragon snorting smoke out
by Derek July 28, 2006
spirit lives in the smaller intestine of mr. slave, visited by lemmiwinks on his journey out of the gay man's ass.
gives lemmiwinks a helmet and torch
gives lemmiwinks a helmet and torch
by derek April 08, 2003
by derek December 02, 2004
The result when you combine Steve DeLouiz and Timmy Acree to get the goofiest chick you'll ever know; sings campfire songs with her mother while saying "tzzzzzzz" every chance she gets; Elle Corbett in a nutshell
by Derek October 25, 2004