Derek's definitions

cigarettes

mmmmmm delicious cancer sticks that have kept many people from dying

man im gonna kill someone if i dont get a smoke soon

by Derek July 25, 2004

hoon

to do unlawful acts wile in control of a vehicle.

we are goin' for a oon you wana come too.

by derek May 13, 2005

French Revolution

A bloody revolution in france, during that time France is pretty screwed up (like other times but they *gasp* did something besides whining). The peasants found themselves in an unescapable system of economy which taxes denies even simple survival while noble use their hard earned cash to feast and do nothing except kill unhappy peasants. To add to the problems, the new king Louis and his wife Marie Antoinette were incompetant and this only added to the problems. The Catalyst was when Louis decided to call the 3 estates to form an assembly to help solve the dying french economy. Ironically, everyone pitched in the effort to create a more equal france. A series of killings, wars and such happened and eventually Louis was executed along with his wife. This was the event that will soon lead to the reign of terror, and napoleon. The latter being France's only moment of glory.

Thanks to the revolutions we triggered a series of events that brought our culture today

by derek June 9, 2005

robotize

to become intoxicated through ingesting an excess of Robitussin cough gels

Dude last night roxed. We robotized and i did some totally hot chick.

by Derek July 1, 2004

keekles

bastardization of keke, which is a bastardization of hehe, which is more or less a chuckle. Used online and only online. Refer to rooflesfor more insight

OMG keekles!

by Derek November 26, 2003

wobachucki

A Vagina with teeth.

The Ride Home has a big wobachucki

by Derek July 17, 2004

the fast and the furious

An disgrace to real street racing by those damn ricers

the fast and furious has pissed off all the real street racers in the country with their civics and fucked up sklines

by derek September 27, 2003