Derek's definitions

doojer

A short but plump penis, Which is usually around 4 1/2 inches long

Man im proud of my doojer, 4 1/2 inches long man.

by Derek October 29, 2003

smashing herman

Sitting down on your nutsack really hard.

Man I just smashed herman again.

by Derek October 29, 2003

Mowing the rug

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, butts included.

Haha He mowed his rug.

by Derek October 29, 2003

Initial D

A very popular anime brought here to america it pleased people but at the same time lured a lot of ricers

by derek October 9, 2003

the fast and the furious

An disgrace to real street racing by those damn ricers

the fast and furious has pissed off all the real street racers in the country with their civics and fucked up sklines

by derek September 27, 2003

Tidbit

busy:

busy being a bitch

by Derek September 23, 2003

Chikaboobage

Lettin chickens peck at your nipples

Yum Yum

by Derek September 2, 2003