Derek's definitions

unpoisoned

the name of a band...my band that is. i went out with this fucking bitchy-ass girl and broke up with her because she is like poison to the band...we needed to stay UNPOISONED! thats how we came up with our name.

dude, u should come see Unpoisoned tonight at Lupo's! they fucking kick ass!

by derek August 24, 2003

Jaood

blacktastic

"that guy has a lot of hats, oh and he sure rolls around in a lot of shit"

by derek August 3, 2003

stump

a penis that is shorter than it is long
NOT A CHODE

Johnny tried to put his stump in her vagina, but couldn't make it passed her labia.

by derek May 17, 2003

sparrow prince

spirit lives in the smaller intestine of mr. slave, visited by lemmiwinks on his journey out of the gay man's ass.
gives lemmiwinks a helmet and torch

lemmiwinks, you are entering the smaller intestine, there you shall seek out the sparrow prince.

by derek April 8, 2003

poopstander

The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.

An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.

by Derek April 7, 2003

kotch

Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.

"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"

by Derek March 28, 2003

Chode

a penis that is larger around then it is long

my dicks 8 inches thick, but only 4 inches long:(

by derek January 2, 2003