Derek's definitions

swag

1. very low quality marijuana, usually with a low level of THC.
2. Cheap weed, much of it smuggled from mexico in the southwest US.
3. Synonym for "stuff"

"damn, kyle's not home yet," , "I can get some swag?!?!" , "no man, let's just wait for some chron!"

by derek November 19, 2003

Doctor of Rockology

One with the responsibilty of spreading the word of "rocking" and "Rocking out" to the people. The only known Rockology doctor is Doctor Derek Brown

Doctor Derek Brown is the best and first doctor of Rockology

by Derek November 21, 2003

spoot

another term to describe semen

i spooted on you last night.

by derek May 13, 2005

po cycle

a cop riding a motor cycle

there gos a po cycle

by derek May 13, 2005

Stim

The result when you combine Steve DeLouiz and Timmy Acree to get the goofiest chick you'll ever know; sings campfire songs with her mother while saying "tzzzzzzz" every chance she gets; Elle Corbett in a nutshell

"That's enough out of you Stim"
"Stim walks like a duck....and is one goofy fuck"

by Derek October 25, 2004

Brownie

The man of the hour

"ten mins is not long for brownie"

by derek April 27, 2006

down pocket time

When ones depressed, or is having a mood swing. and everything seems to suck.

Man today sucks, im having a down pocket time

by Derek October 29, 2003