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dragon o cunt, usualy found in caves
fargo fargo fargo fargo gargo fargo
by derek January 21, 2005

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v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.
"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."
by Derek December 06, 2003

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"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"
by derek October 04, 2005

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a boston backhand is where you take wichever hand you jerk off with and you bring it behind and trough your leg and start masturbating
john is board at the party so he did the boston backhand
by derek March 26, 2005

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to do unlawful acts wile in control of a vehicle.
we are goin' for a oon you wana come too.
by derek February 22, 2005

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Some of the nicest people you will ever meet, which is unfortunate, since they fall victim to the biggest fraud ever. The Book of Mormon has been altered nearly 300 times to meet the popularity of changing times, such as no longer practicing poligamy and allowing blacks into the church after feeling the pressure of the Civil Rights Movement. Joeseph Smith was not a martyr, he shot at and killed some of the people that came after him when they were tired of his lies.
Nobody ever saw the Golden Plates, and what he copied down from them in "hieroglyphics " have been translated and found to mean absolute rubbish. Mormons say that the Bible is word from God, even though the Bible clearly says that nothing can be added to it, the Book of Mormon is an obvious attempt at this.
Mormons must tithe 10 percent of their income to be in good standing, and people are counting. My church simply has an anonymous drop box in the lobby
by Derek November 17, 2004

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pap
a large volume of gass exiting the anus through a large set of buttocks, without allowing the buttocks to flutter.
Old lardbutt let off an enormous pap at the movies this afternoon causing someone to spill their popcorn!
by derek May 24, 2005

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