Derek's definitions
by derek August 3, 2003
Get the Jaoodmug. by Derek October 29, 2003
Get the Mowing the rugmug. the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult
by DErek January 5, 2005
Get the Floydmug. not only do preps run towson, they over run it's walls in a sea of pastel and shabby hair over the ears. You can smell them in the surrounding residential areas in the mean streets of towson. The parents piling kids with juice boxes in hand out of thier minivan with tvs in the back.
Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.
Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".
No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"
It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.
Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.
Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".
No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"
It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.
by Derek April 9, 2005
Get the towsonmug. 
a word that has undefined characteristics, it is not a noun, verb, adjective, article, adverb, or preposition but can be used as any of them. It has no positive or negative connotation, but can be used to describe someone cool, or as a total fucking dumbass.
by Derek October 25, 2004
Get the big topmug. 1. A short cigar, usually wider in diameter.
2. A mixture of tobacco and weed rolled in a "blunt wrap" to look like a cigar. This term lost it's meaning about 5 years ago, now many people roll blunts with just weed and no tobacco, usually resulting in a skinny looking cigar, (unless you roll big).
3. A joint rolled with the paper or leaf wrapper of a cigar.
2. A mixture of tobacco and weed rolled in a "blunt wrap" to look like a cigar. This term lost it's meaning about 5 years ago, now many people roll blunts with just weed and no tobacco, usually resulting in a skinny looking cigar, (unless you roll big).
3. A joint rolled with the paper or leaf wrapper of a cigar.
by derek November 19, 2003
Get the bluntmug.