Floyd

the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult
dude, don't be such a rancid floyd.
by DErek January 05, 2005
mugGet the Floydmug.

Cuntwat

The worst female cutdown known to man. A mixture of the word "Cunt" and the word "Twat".
You are such a Cuntwat!
by Derek December 16, 2004
mugGet the Cuntwatmug.

rim burner

A fire burning sensation from the deepest depths of hell that feasts on your asshole, different theories for causes include, poor wiping, foods that spawn a hellacious shit,or in some cases even over wipeage
yoouch, i shouldnt have ate that other double decker with hot sauce , i got one hell of a rim burner : /
by Derek April 29, 2004
mugGet the rim burnermug.

M.A.G

by derek November 19, 2003
mugGet the M.A.Gmug.

blunt

1. A short cigar, usually wider in diameter.
2. A mixture of tobacco and weed rolled in a "blunt wrap" to look like a cigar. This term lost it's meaning about 5 years ago, now many people roll blunts with just weed and no tobacco, usually resulting in a skinny looking cigar, (unless you roll big).
3. A joint rolled with the paper or leaf wrapper of a cigar.
"yo think big J pick us up some blunts to go wit this chron?"
by derek November 19, 2003
mugGet the bluntmug.

poofer

slang term for a gay man, i.e. queen
For God's sake, I'm gay but I don't wear make-up and a boa like that poofer over there.
by derek April 24, 2004
mugGet the poofermug.

engrish

the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design.
Dude, check out the packaging for these rice crackers--the engrish is hysterical!
by Derek April 05, 2005
mugGet the engrishmug.