Derek's definitions

pancake

when you take your ball sack and put it over some ones face

a girl was giving me head and then i pancaked her.

by derek May 13, 2005

scroodle berry

a woman's clitoris her pleasure spot

i pleasured that woman's scroodle berry all night

by derek August 25, 2004

Stim

The result when you combine Steve DeLouiz and Timmy Acree to get the goofiest chick you'll ever know; sings campfire songs with her mother while saying "tzzzzzzz" every chance she gets; Elle Corbett in a nutshell

"That's enough out of you Stim"
"Stim walks like a duck....and is one goofy fuck"

by Derek October 25, 2004

down pocket time

When ones depressed, or is having a mood swing. and everything seems to suck.

Man today sucks, im having a down pocket time

by Derek October 29, 2003

swag

1. very low quality marijuana, usually with a low level of THC.
2. Cheap weed, much of it smuggled from mexico in the southwest US.
3. Synonym for "stuff"

"damn, kyle's not home yet," , "I can get some swag?!?!" , "no man, let's just wait for some chron!"

by derek November 19, 2003

guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005

po cycle

a cop riding a motor cycle

there gos a po cycle

by derek May 13, 2005