Derek's definitions
by Derek July 1, 2004
Get the robotizemug. A shock video in the 2 girls 1 cup genre featuring two girls engaging in sexual acts involving vomit and feces. Most viewers find it more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.
Jeff: Dude, watch 2 girls 1 finger its so much better than 2 girls 1 cup!! Check it out.
Derek: (vomits profusely)
Derek: (vomits profusely)
by Derek January 3, 2008
Get the 2 girls 1 fingermug. Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display
by derek May 26, 2005
Get the guffmug. jason and cj just pulled up my waistbad
of my briefs and gave me a hanging wedgie in the locker room.
of my briefs and gave me a hanging wedgie in the locker room.
by derek January 22, 2005
Get the wedgiemug. by derek December 9, 2002
Get the hyper proximationmug. A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.
The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.
by Derek May 28, 2007
Get the Wing Sideburnmug. A time where you and your friends/family go out to the backyard and attempt so many meat products that you will piss off enviromental activists since you wasted fossil fuels, animals just to have a good time. if you only have friends, it will generally become a beer drinking contest
John and his boys were wasted from the backyard barbecue, all because he had to have 5 beers with his ribs
by derek May 13, 2005
Get the backyard barbecuemug.