Derek's definitions

Chode

a penis that is larger around then it is long

my dicks 8 inches thick, but only 4 inches long:(

by derek January 2, 2003

ebsco

if you need a negative adjective... this is your word

The bathroom is so fuc*in ebsco.

by Derek November 30, 2004

White Bread

Plain, tasteless, boring, lame. Just like white bread!

-She's nothing special, just a typical white bread bitch.
-All the guys in the halfpipe are pulling the same white bread tricks as last year

by Derek February 8, 2004

Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

by Derek January 14, 2004

2 girls 1 finger

A shock video in the 2 girls 1 cup genre featuring two girls engaging in sexual acts involving vomit and feces. Most viewers find it more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.

Jeff: Dude, watch 2 girls 1 finger its so much better than 2 girls 1 cup!! Check it out.
Derek: (vomits profusely)

by Derek January 3, 2008

robotize

to become intoxicated through ingesting an excess of Robitussin cough gels

Dude last night roxed. We robotized and i did some totally hot chick.

by Derek July 1, 2004

boston backhand

a boston backhand is where you take wichever hand you jerk off with and you bring it behind and trough your leg and start masturbating

john is board at the party so he did the boston backhand

by derek May 13, 2005