skreet

The way that you walk when your balls are to the wall.

"I skreeted along, balls-to-the-wall."

by Derek August 30, 2004

wedgie

when someone grabs the top of your whitey tighties and pulls up north

jason and cj just pulled up my waistbad
of my briefs and gave me a hanging wedgie in the locker room.

by derek January 22, 2005

Wing Sideburn

A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.

The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.

by Derek May 28, 2007

Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 04, 2004

Tidbit

busy:

busy being a bitch

by Derek September 23, 2003

kaj

A common typo for insomniacs in yahoo chats for the popular abbreviation "lol". Especially imbarassing when other typos follow.

gagagagagaga! KAJ! errrrrr.....

by Derek January 08, 2004

Japp Inc.

The common body of authorites which regulate Entire World Domination. It is believed this underground organization is based in the west.

"Did you see the size of our bill last night? Make no mistake, that's Jap Inc. at it again."

by Derek December 06, 2003