Derek's definitions

consnuggulation

The act or process of cuddling or snuggling with someone special for extended periods, especially in a rompingly playful way. Suspected to have originated as a combination of "con" (with), "snuggle", and "undulate" (ripple, wave; as in the bodies of the two people involved)

On Valentine's Day, I wished I had a significant other to consnuggulate with.

by Derek February 14, 2004

White Bread

Plain, tasteless, boring, lame. Just like white bread!

-She's nothing special, just a typical white bread bitch.
-All the guys in the halfpipe are pulling the same white bread tricks as last year

by Derek February 8, 2004

Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 4, 2004

Niggaroo

A negro from Australia

They got Niggaroo's down under.

by Derek January 31, 2004

Canadian flag

A pot leaf with two rolling papers

British Columbia is the marijuana capitol of the world

by derek January 22, 2004

oogle

a diragatory name for a person who hangs out with streetkids and thinks he or she is one but he has a place to go when it gets too cold or rough. Not a truly a streetkid or gutterpunk.

I hate that oogle, spare changing when you know that in two days he'll go home to his mom's house.

by derek January 17, 2004

Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

by Derek January 14, 2004