Definitions by Derbyshire Linguist

Knockometer 

Derbysharian slang for 'Hammer'.

"Hammer that nail in with your new knockometer!"

Knockometer by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

Hoover 

Slang term for a penis.

"I accidentally zipped my hoover up!"

Hoover by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

Arg 

Slang term for a vagina.

"Rebecca's kid kicked her in the arg!"

Arg by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

Klax

A slang term for taking a dump.

"Dinah's doing a Klax again."

Klax by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

Arg 

A slang term for a women's private parts.

"I can't wear that, people will see my Arg!"

"My Arg is itchy."

Arg by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

Swilling 

The act of laying on your stomach with your rear end in the air, relaxing your muscles, sucking air in through your butt hole and blowing it out again over and over in quick succession.

"Why are you Swilling again, that's gross!"

Swilling by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

Pudding Club 

A way of describing a bird when it's being cute and round.

See also: Budding Clud

"Zak, you're such a Pudding Club!"

"He's being a Pudding Club again."

Pudding Club by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022