Smockravelled

Confused, or perplexed. To get one's smock in a ravel.

"Oh no, you've got him Smockravelled!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 08, 2022

Knockometer

Derbysharian slang for 'Hammer'.

"Hammer that nail in with your new knockometer!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

Swilling

The act of laying on your stomach with your rear end in the air, relaxing your muscles, sucking air in through your butt hole and blowing it out again over and over in quick succession.

"Why are you Swilling again, that's gross!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

Pudding Club

A way of describing a bird when it's being cute and round.

See also: Budding Clud

"Zak, you're such a Pudding Club!"

"He's being a Pudding Club again."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

Budding Clud

A way of describing a bird when it's acting so cute that you almost can't handle it.

See also: Pudding Club

"Look at that little budding clud!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

Sweep

The act of a bird shaking it's tail feathers.

"That cockatiel just did a good sweep!"

"Aw, my bird did a sweep."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022

Cardbordeux

A term to describe boxed wine when you just want to feel fancy.

"I'll fetch the Cardbordeux."

"That's not Merlot, that's just my finest Cardbordeux."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022