Shonsh

A show off, or a person who boasts about their achievements or possessions.

"Wow, you Shonsh!"

"Oh stop Shonshing!"

"They're just a bunch of Shonshes."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022

Swilling

The act of laying on your stomach with your rear end in the air, relaxing your muscles, sucking air in through your butt hole and blowing it out again over and over in quick succession.

"Why are you Swilling again, that's gross!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 12, 2022

Jacksmith

regional noun
plural noun: jacksmith

1. Loud, raucous laughter with physical effects.
2. To be in a state of hysterical laughter without stopping, where your sides hurt.

"Oh no, Ryan's in a Jacksmith!"

"That comedian had me in a right Jacksmith!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022

Pudding Club

A way of describing a bird when it's being cute and round.

See also: Budding Clud

"Zak, you're such a Pudding Club!"

"He's being a Pudding Club again."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 12, 2022

Klax

A slang term for taking a dump.

"Dinah's doing a Klax again."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 12, 2022

Cardbordeux

A term to describe boxed wine when you just want to feel fancy.

"I'll fetch the Cardbordeux."

"That's not Merlot, that's just my finest Cardbordeux."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022

Hacked and Mangled

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022