Snus

A great alternative for when you can't smoke. Camel Snus is the best. Such a sin only a fistful of stores on the east coast sell it. You can also save the little tin for stuff like loose change. While the tin says the flavor lasts up to 30 minutes I have chewed some for up to 3 hours.
I do Snus because it gives me knowledge.
by DennisIsEvil February 08, 2008
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sausage-central

Anywhere a sausage party is taking place. Namely anywhere the number of guys far exceeds the number of women.
Man, That place is sausage-central. There ain't one chick anywhere.
by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005
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Trendys

Pathetic wanna-be posers who cling to everything cool and suck the lifeblood from it and then move onto the next fad or craze after the head trendy declares it uncool.

If it's a show or movie they'll keep quoting lines from it. If it's a song they will play it over and over again a zilion times a day.
Napoleon Dynamite and Dave Chapelle were cool until the trendys got hold of it.
by DennisIsEvil July 14, 2006
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Powerpoop

A strategically planned trip to the bathroom while at work. Often occurs shortly before quitting time or before breaks or lunch. This is often done to spend less time working.
15 minutes to closing time. Looks like time for a powerpoop.
by DennisIsEvil April 18, 2006
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cherry picker

Someone at work who saves all the good or easy jobs for himself and his buddies. Also applies to an athlete who only plays when he feels like it or when he can come in and take all the glory for himself.
Damn Jeff is such a cherry picker. He took the easy job and dumped all the grunt work off on us.
by DennisIsEvil August 22, 2006
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funzallo

Being poor and having no money. a contraction of Funds are low. say funds are low real fast.
I'd like to buy some new shoes but I got the funzallo.
by Dennisisevil November 06, 2005
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ice queen

A frigid bitch who thinks her shit doesn't stink and ignores men's advances and usually whines about everything. If you got an ice queen on your arm kick her out the door because you have no chance in hell of slipping the beef to this one.
My ex is a frigid ice queen whose primary language is complaints
by DennisIsEvil June 09, 2007
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