Detroit River

The separating body of water between Detroit and Windsor, the Detroit River is crossable by the Windsor Tunnel or the Ambassador Bridge. Because of The Rouge, the river tends to be very dirty and stinky.

I once waded across the Detroit River.

by Denis Baldwin June 03, 2004

lindered

Being so fucked up that the only things that make sense are titties and techno. See linder for indentity of the man that brought this legend to life.

After 14 grams of cocaine and a fifth of Whiskey, I was lindered enough to fuck that fat slut I met at City Club.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

taper

A device used to stretch piercings. It is small on one end and gradually increases in size until it reaches the proper gauge.

When going from a 4G to a 2G, I used an acrylic taper and some lubricating oil.

by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004

American Dream, the

Tony Montana
Scarface

Tony Montana is the American Dream

by Denis Baldwin April 01, 2004

dbsls

An acronym for a measurement of cocaine or other insuflatable substances.

It's a "denisbaldwin sized line".

The line is no less than 5" long and no less than 2mm thick. The longer, the better.

I cut a DBSL for this Catholic Schoolgirl that would have made most people choke. She snorted it up like a champ!

by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004

sailor jerry

Tattoo artist from California that revolutionized the tattooing community today. When people think of "traditional" tattoos, they think of Sailor Jerry's work.

When I was in Cali, I picked up a print of some original flash by sailor jerry.

by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004

gauging

The process of stretching a person's piercings from one gauge to a higher gauge.

Common gauging movements are from 8g to 6g, 2g to 0g and 1/2"g to 5/8"g.

Gauging too fast can cause tearing or a blowout.

I tore my ear the other day while gauging from a 4g to a 0g.

by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004