Denis Baldwin's definitions

cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis from the Beavis and Butthead show, and MTV Classic from the early 90s.

I am the great cornholio! I need tee-pee for my bunghole!

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

grease up your baby

From the song, "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet. Used to refer to putting makeup and expensive clothing on someone that is otherwise disgusting/unattractive.

Grease up your baby for the ball on the hill.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

sneak

A redhaired I.T. wonderboy living in Detroit, MI. He's often seen insulting stupid people, hanging with DJs and writing code that makes life better.

One time, sneak and I blew bubbles at each other on opposing couches. It was gay.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

gothed up

The state of being when a person is wearing goth clothing and makeup before going out to a club.

Before hitting cityclub tonight, I need to get gothed up.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Detroit River

The separating body of water between Detroit and Windsor, the Detroit River is crossable by the Windsor Tunnel or the Ambassador Bridge. Because of The Rouge, the river tends to be very dirty and stinky.

I once waded across the Detroit River.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

American Dream, the

Tony Montana
Scarface

Tony Montana is the American Dream

by Denis Baldwin April 1, 2004

dbsls

An acronym for a measurement of cocaine or other insuflatable substances.

It's a "denisbaldwin sized line".

The line is no less than 5" long and no less than 2mm thick. The longer, the better.

I cut a DBSL for this Catholic Schoolgirl that would have made most people choke. She snorted it up like a champ!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004