Definitions by Denis Baldwin

<!3 

Hax0r speak for "Ain't Got No Love for the Hoes"

!, in coding, generally means "no" or "not"

<3, as it were, is the leettext word for "love".

Man, <!3. That bitch can step!

<!3 by Denis Baldwin January 12, 2004

313

Area code that encompasses most of Detroit. It's infamous around the U.S. as being a bad area that scares most people not from here.

Comin' straight out the 313,
no niggas gonna fuck with me,
you can beg and you can plea,
I'm gonna rock like Detroit City,

313 by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

barrel of dicks 

A larger than average collection of dicks, usually used in an insulting manner

Dude, seriously, fuck off and eat a barrel of dicks.

barrel of dicks by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

pole smoker 

Someone that performs fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.

My shit still has third degree burns from the runin with that pole smoker at The Necto.

pole smoker by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

nooner

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".

I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.

nooner by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

bulbing 

The practice of smoking Crystal Meth or Crack Cocaine out of a lightbulb.

Not having my glass pipe ready, we opted to use the lightbulb for a bit of bulbing.

bulbing by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Cube Farm 

A cluster of cubicles in an office. From the top down, they look like an art farm or bee nest, hiving productive little workers into their cells.

I'm glad I have my own office now, escaping the dreaded cube farm.

Cube Farm by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003