Definitions by Demonik H. Orde

chipped bumper

when you pull a cock out of a tight butthole and your dickhead is followed by wat looks like crushed up 7 11 nachos and pumpkin yogurt and it looks like your pecker is wearing a british ww2 helmet, kind of like when your mom is eating a Tootsie Pop and she sucks all of the candy off of the Tootsie roll part and she spits it on ur cullo so u can fuck ur ass with the little white soggy paper stick.

Brent: What are you doing?

Trevor: you never heard of a "chipped bumper? "

chipped bumper by Demonik H. Orde August 20, 2026