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Pachuco

A slime-ball hoodlum with greasy hair and a greasy sneer. He packs a switch-blade knife, which he uses to intimidate nerds, geeks, and old ladies. The grease in his hair is an attraction to Cholas. Without this attraction, there would be no little Pachucos or Cholas.

The Pachuco is a coward. He will never pick on anyone who has the slightest chance of whooping his ass. He likes to have an audience of Cholas or other Pachucos when he frightens people.
All intelligent ladies pack heat when they go out in public. This makes it easier to shoot Pachucos when they step in front of you and start their intimidation routine. For a fine anti-Pachuco piece, I recommend the Taurus Judge.
by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 9, 2007
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hispanic

A person who has a conquistador as an ancestor. It is a liberal word used to qualify the descendent of a conquistador for liberal entitlements.
Pablo says he's hispanic, but I know he's nothing but a mexican.
by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 9, 2007
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soccer mom

Derogatory and insulting term for a female yuppie.

She drives a minivan or an SUV. While she drives, she watches movies on the DVD player. She holds a Starbucks Coffee and babbles on the cell phone while driving.

She has an attitude of entitlement, and is even more pushy than a New Yawwk Jew. She names her daughter Cassidy, Madison, Taylor, Bergman, or Sasquatch. She always votes for Hillary Clinton because she is wealthy enough to shield her income from taxes. If her name is Karen or Judy, she changes it to Taylor or some other masculine name.
Jackson is a soccer mom. Stay out of her way when she drives, and hang on to your wallet when she votes.
by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 9, 2007
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sbd

A silent but deadly binderfender, of the type typically emitted by a nice lady in church.
Mrs. Posselthwaite sat in the back row in church. She blewan SBD. The parson stopped his sermon, crinkled up his nose, and fanned himself with his notes. "Whoa!" he said. "Was that you, Clarissa?"
by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 9, 2007
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lesbian

A she-fag.

A lady poofter.
Maxwell is a lesbian. She likes to fist other women. She enjoys eating their butts and watching them take dumps.
by Delicious Tuna Wanda January 19, 2008
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long

The adjective that describes length.
All you short guys like to say, "It's not how long it is that matters; it's what you do with it."
by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 9, 2007
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offended

The perpetual state of all white liberals.

The perceived perpetual state of everyone else except straight, white, Christian males, as projected by all white liberals.

Everything offends white liberals. They are offended by calling a bum a bum, a fag a fag, a bull dyke a bull dyke, a garbage dump a garbage dump, a blind guy a blind guy, and a spade a spade. White liberals learn to be offended by everything in public schools. The teachers there say, "Oh, we must never call a blind guy a blind guy. We must say visually challenged."
The white liberal soccer mom was highly offended when I said I was going to a meeting of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. "Oh, you must never say 'colored people,' she said in a huff. You must say "persons of color.' The correct name of that organization is the National Association for the Advancement of Persons of Color. The NAAPC.'"

Then the white liberal soccer mom was highly offended when I told her that the next time she rides a horse, she will only need half a saddle.

Never call a landfill a garbage dump, say the white liberals. That will offend the refuse collectors.
by Delicious Tuna Wanda November 14, 2007
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