Deborah Spicer's definitions

Statesboro

A small boring college town in southeast Georgia surrounded by cotton fields that is spelled that way because no one knew how to spell Statesborough.

"Hey, after we get drunk and stoned tonight in Statesboro let's go out and tip some cows"

by Deborah Spicer June 19, 2006

recovering Bush supporters

people from groups such as gun owners, NASCAR fans, investors,and born-again Christians who have woke up, removed their blinders and see Bush for what he really is and this will cause the breakdown of the coalition that elected and re-elected the president.

At a meeting for recovering Bush supporters Billy Bob learned about Bush's policies and saw clearly why he did not have a job, health insurance, or a future. A first-step to recovery is to admit that they are powerless after listening to Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Neal Boortz and Fox News and that their lives had become unmanageable.

by Deborah Spicer September 11, 2008

piano teacher

the person that, when you are late or did not practice slams the cover of the piano down on your fingers when you start to play.

The piano teacher was not happy with my performance this week. OUCH!!!

by Deborah Spicer July 15, 2006

essex

Blue class neighborhood in Maryland on the Chesapeake Bay that now, when the middle class that use to work in the steel mills is disappearing and all of the rich muthaf*&%ers from Washington, D.C. want to buy the property and put their boats on it.

My boat is now on the Chesapeake Bay in Essex, Maryland.

by Deborah Spicer July 15, 2006

Boortz

a highly skilled orator

Boortz gives the best Texas Taint Ticklers.

by Deborah Spicer June 20, 2006

recovering manager

After being a manager for many years the person attends rehabilitation and a twelve step program to get over the trauma of dealing with employees and their petty problems at work.

Joe use to be a really easy going, nice, intelligent person but now he is a recovering manager and sits around all day with slobber running down his face.

by Deborah Spicer June 21, 2006

with a ten foot pole

when someone is so ugly and disgusting that no one would want to touch them, sometimes not EVEN with a ten foot pole.

Jessica had pox marks all over her body from people touching her with a ten foot pole.

by Deborah Spicer June 30, 2006