Deborah Spicer's definitions

with a ten foot pole

when someone is so ugly and disgusting that no one would want to touch them, sometimes not EVEN with a ten foot pole.

Jessica had pox marks all over her body from people touching her with a ten foot pole.

by Deborah Spicer June 30, 2006

Jagermeister Moment

when you wake up and don't know where you are.

When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.

by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006

pissholes in the snow

when your eyes are sunken in after a night of drinking and no sleep.

Michael came into work this morning and his eyes looked like two pissholes in the snow.

by Deborah Spicer July 6, 2006

Precial

to be special and precious at the same time.

She is a precial little kitty cat!

by Deborah Spicer July 8, 2006

piano teacher

the person that, when you are late or did not practice slams the cover of the piano down on your fingers when you start to play.

The piano teacher was not happy with my performance this week. OUCH!!!

by Deborah Spicer July 15, 2006

essex

Blue class neighborhood in Maryland on the Chesapeake Bay that now, when the middle class that use to work in the steel mills is disappearing and all of the rich muthaf*&%ers from Washington, D.C. want to buy the property and put their boats on it.

My boat is now on the Chesapeake Bay in Essex, Maryland.

by Deborah Spicer July 15, 2006

Duluth

A town in Georgia named after Duluth, Minnesota. In the last 20 years in has been taken over by Yankees, Mexicans and Asians. However, it is better now because before it was just a bunch of redneck, hillbilly, white trash crackers. When living in Duluth, one must be aware of being gwinnetted. It is very beautiful and the home of the RUNAWAY bride and the Chattahochee River.

You will absolutely love Duluth. It is cool.

by Deborah Spicer July 20, 2006