Definitions by Deathgrind > you
Hinder
Another reason why I gave up listening to most modern rock. Think Nickelback to the second power. Austin Winkler is what happens when you put Chad Kroeger and give him some helium. The music is your generic and formulatic three cord rock that's too predictable. Most of its fanbase consists of NASCAR fans, right wing hicks, and Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkers.
Radio DJ: "Up next, we're going to play 'Lips of an Angel' by Nickelback...shit, I mean, Default, damnit, what's that band called again? Oh yeah, Hinder. Actually, fuck that shitty music, it all sounds the same. Let's play Soundgarden instead, at least they had some creativity."
Hinder by Deathgrind > you October 19, 2007
narrow urethra
Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to take a piss, and his chances of impregnating someone is extremely low.
narrow urethra by Deathgrind > you October 6, 2007
Blaxis of Evil
Three evil, racist hypocrites that support only black people and have a strong hatred towards the white folk.
Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan
Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan
Blaxis of Evil by Deathgrind > you October 3, 2007
Clayton Bigsby
A blind person that hates his own race of people.
He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".
He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".
Some famous Clayton Bigsby quotes:
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"
Clayton Bigsby by Deathgrind > you September 23, 2007
Carlos Mencia
A fat, unfunny fraud. The majority of his jokes are just rehashes of Mexican jokes and anything dealing with that. The only difference is that Carlos has to emphasize everything and do this retarded "Dee Dee Dee" dance. Not to mention that he doesn't have a bit of Mexican in his blood. He's half Honduran, half German. Also, his real name is Ned Holness. He just used the Carlos Mencia alias to make him seem Mexican. In 2005, his sketch comedy TV show called "Mind of Mencia" hit Comedy Central, and it fails at making even the laughing type chuckle. Hopefully Comedy Central will wake the fuck up and realize that Ned Holness, I mean, Carlos Menstealia, fuck, I mean, Carlos Mencia is not funny.
Carlos Mencia should be revoked of his career, and all of his merchandise should be lowered into a volcanic crater.
Carlos Mencia by Deathgrind > you September 19, 2007
flea market montgomery
Living room, bedroom, dinettes, oh yeah, you can find them at the market, we're talking about Flea Market Montgomery!
flea market montgomery by Deathgrind > you September 19, 2007
George Bush
This definition applies to two people.
1. George H.W. Bush, the 41st president of the United States. He only ran for one term from 1989 to 1992, during the time of Operation Desert Storm.
2. George W. Bush, 43rd president, son of H.W. A dumbass Texan-wannabe (he was actually born in Connecticut) that won a rigged election in 2000. He makes up his own words, he couldn't find a WMD even if he was standing on top of it, he lies to the public like it's a paying job, and he looks like a chimpanzee. It's a disgrace to even compare Dumbya to a chimp, because chimps are smart. Dumbya isn't. It's even rumored that Bush is a racist and that he has strong ties with the Bin Laden family. He is also a killer of the U.S. troops by sending them to a war in Iraq. Thousands have died just because of Dumbya's mistakes. Finally, he put the U.S. in bankruptcy (over a trillion dollars!). I swear that if it wasn't for his daddy, he would be in the zoo by now.
1. George H.W. Bush, the 41st president of the United States. He only ran for one term from 1989 to 1992, during the time of Operation Desert Storm.
2. George W. Bush, 43rd president, son of H.W. A dumbass Texan-wannabe (he was actually born in Connecticut) that won a rigged election in 2000. He makes up his own words, he couldn't find a WMD even if he was standing on top of it, he lies to the public like it's a paying job, and he looks like a chimpanzee. It's a disgrace to even compare Dumbya to a chimp, because chimps are smart. Dumbya isn't. It's even rumored that Bush is a racist and that he has strong ties with the Bin Laden family. He is also a killer of the U.S. troops by sending them to a war in Iraq. Thousands have died just because of Dumbya's mistakes. Finally, he put the U.S. in bankruptcy (over a trillion dollars!). I swear that if it wasn't for his daddy, he would be in the zoo by now.
George Bush by Deathgrind > you September 15, 2007