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Billy Ray Cyrus

A talentless country singer famous for that "Achy Breaky Heart" song. Used to grow one of the biggest mullets to prove how much of a lowlife he is. Recently wrote a song called "I Want My Mullet Back" as well!

Nowadays he's best known for being the father of the equally talentless Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana.

I've finally got my own TV show coming out as a replacement show this fall...It's a half-hour weekly show that I will be hosting, entitled "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"

-Bill Hicks

by Deathgrind > you May 3, 2008

Westboro Baptist Church

A church full of fundamentalist retards brainwashed by Fred Phelps. They think that homosexuals are a disgrace to mankind, thus coming up with their bullshit slogan "God Hates Fags". They actually picketed and spoke this bullshit at the funerals of select U.S. troops that fought in the Iraq War, and they also picketed at Matthew Shepard's funeral. They also believe that 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Asian tsunamis were "a blessing from God". They spit and wipe their asses on the Bible, abusing its real meaning. This is a cult so fucked up that not even someone with even a tiny bit of sanity would dare join.

Westboro Baptist Church is a nightmare for the sane, leftist people of America.

by Deathgrind > you September 5, 2007

limewire

A file-sharing program that has a shitty search engine, and the files are usually mistagged, especially files that are rare or just leaked. Almost anything you type will bring up low-grade porn.

Person 1: "Hey, I just downloaded The Simpsons Movie on my laptop with Limewire. Wanna watch?"
Person 2: "I'd rather not, that's probably a mistagged file that's taking up a bunch of space on your hard drive."
Person 1: "Whatever. Your loss".
(opens movie up just to see a gay sex video)
Person 1: "AGGHH!! My eyes!! Fuck you Lamewire!!"

by Deathgrind > you September 1, 2007

Chief Wiggum

An obese police officer that does a lousy job at protecting the town of Springfield.

Chief Wiggum: "Fat Tony is the cancer, and I am the...what cures cancer?"

by Deathgrind > you September 4, 2007

Carlos Mencia

A fat, unfunny fraud. The majority of his jokes are just rehashes of Mexican jokes and anything dealing with that. The only difference is that Carlos has to emphasize everything and do this retarded "Dee Dee Dee" dance. Not to mention that he doesn't have a bit of Mexican in his blood. He's half Honduran, half German. Also, his real name is Ned Holness. He just used the Carlos Mencia alias to make him seem Mexican. In 2005, his sketch comedy TV show called "Mind of Mencia" hit Comedy Central, and it fails at making even the laughing type chuckle. Hopefully Comedy Central will wake the fuck up and realize that Ned Holness, I mean, Carlos Menstealia, fuck, I mean, Carlos Mencia is not funny.

Carlos Mencia should be revoked of his career, and all of his merchandise should be lowered into a volcanic crater.

by Deathgrind > you September 19, 2007

diamond merchant

1. Someone that sells diamonds.

2. Derogatory term for a Jewish person. Made famous by the so-called Reverend and bigot Al Sharpton during the Crown Heights Riot of 1991.

1. That diamond merchant ripped me off good.

2. Al: "Sorry, but we don't have room for the diamond merchant."
Jesse: "Yes we do, just stick him in the ashtray!"

by Deathgrind > you November 5, 2007

Blaxis of Evil

Three evil, racist hypocrites that support only black people and have a strong hatred towards the white folk.

Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan

Avoid the Blaxis of Evil at all costs, and don't be brainwashed by them if you're black.

by Deathgrind > you October 3, 2007