diamond merchant

1. Someone that sells diamonds.

2. Derogatory term for a Jewish person. Made famous by the so-called Reverend and bigot Al Sharpton during the Crown Heights Riot of 1991.

1. That diamond merchant ripped me off good.

2. Al: "Sorry, but we don't have room for the diamond merchant."
Jesse: "Yes we do, just stick him in the ashtray!"

by Deathgrind > you November 05, 2007

whalecore

A "genre" of music used to describe bands with at least one album in which the cover artwork displays a whale. This is a popular tag used amongst music sites such as last.fm.

Albums that fit this description:
"Leviathan" by Mastodon
"From Mars to Sirius" by Gojira
"The Call of the Wretched Sea" by Ahab

When they couldn't find an accurate classification for Mastodon's "Leviathan", fans took hold of the cover art and thus defined it as whalecore.

by Deathgrind > you March 16, 2009

Blaxis of Evil

Three evil, racist hypocrites that support only black people and have a strong hatred towards the white folk.

Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan

Avoid the Blaxis of Evil at all costs, and don't be brainwashed by them if you're black.

by Deathgrind > you October 03, 2007

aides

Another word for assistants, helpers, etc.

Shouldn't be used in public speaking, as it can confuse people with AIDS.

When Jared Fogle told everyone that he used aides to help him lose all of that weight, along with making a program to give aides to everyone, he was sentenced to execution.

by Deathgrind > you January 06, 2008

Puddle of Mudd

A pathetic attempt by Fred Durst to revitalize grunge used around late 2001-early 2002. The band had very little potential and just wrote carbon copy radio friendly material. Nirvana is obviously their biggest influence. Apparantely, they only had like two hit songs, "Blurry" and "She Hates Me", and their 2003 album "Life In Display" was ignored and nobody gave a shit about it.

Ordinary guy: Remember Puddle of Mudd?
Music fan: Unfortunately, yes.

by Deathgrind > you November 04, 2006

Mr. Hankey

A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

by Deathgrind > you October 31, 2007

old milwaukee

Piss in a bottle. No wonder it's so cheap. Favored among the lower-class person.

Jeff: "I brought the booze for the party."
Tim: "Not Old Milwaukee again. Spend your welfare check on some of the good shit for once."

by Deathgrind > you November 29, 2007